Chapter 1: Boba Fett vs Samus Aran

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Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.

Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.

Irene:"You never really seen this type of thing everyday..."

Iris:"Dealing with them were so tiring..."

Ken:"I guess..."

Kai:"So are we gonna know the name of the hosts ?"

Agent:"A bit more."

Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!

Irene:"She made a whole planet exploded ?!  What kind of Arcana did she use ?"

Agent:"Ahem, she doesn't have that."

Irene:"What !?"

Agent:"Yeah it's uh, these combatants don't have Arcana."

Iris:"Then how did they fight !?"

Agent:"Are you seriously forgot that martial arts exist ?"

Iris:"Well... I mean, I know that, but what they use for fighting ?"

Agent:"You'll know soon enough."

Kai:"Are we gonna ignored the fact that they are SPACE bounty hunters ?"

Irene:"...Right."

Wiz: I'm Wizard.

Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: Which of these two warriors would win... a Death Battle.

Erica:"Wizard and... Boomstick ? What are these names ?"

Agent:"Don't ask."

BOBA FETT

Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.

Boomstick: Plus, he wears the most badass spacesuit ever.

Erica:"He did look badass wearing it."

Kai:"Heck yeah he is!"

Ken:"That, I agreed."

Wiz: That's no ordinary spacesuit, Boomstick; that's Fett's Mandalorian Armor, forged of nearly indestructible Duraplast, containing a micro-energy field for dispersing impacts.

Irene:"Duraplast... interesting material."

Agent:"Well, it's better than Goddesium."

Erica:"Goddesium...? What kind of dumb named material is that ? That's just obvious as heck."

Iris:"Yeah, what is it for ? Making Goddesses out of it ?"

Agent:"You're not exactly wrong, but the name is just the name, they're not actual goddesses anyway."

Irene:"Never thought such a material like that exist."

Boomstick: This guy can have a freaking bomb blow up in his face and still walk away.

Iris:"I... don't think I could do the same."

Irene:"Pulling that is pretty impressive, for someone for doesn't have an Arcana."

Agent:"To be fair, a lot of combatants in Death Battle don't need Arcana to be powerful."

Amber:"I would love to see them."

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