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jade's birthday

Jade sighed as she plopped into the driver's seat of her car. She unzipped the mouse suit and pulled the Chuck-E-Cheese mascot head off and placed it gently next to her. Working at Chuck's had always been her dream job, but the awful smell of the costumes and annoying kids and staff got to her sometimes. And, even worse, it felt like nobody had even remembered her birthday. She stuffs the rest of the mascot costume into her duffle bag and starts the car up, thinking of playing some Roblox when she gets home. 

The drive home went by in a flash, and before she knew it she was pulling into her house's driveway. She opens her car door, grabs her duffle bag and walks to her front door, pulling her keys out and unlocking it. She opens the door, and a cold gust of wind flows past her. Almost immediately something feels....off. All the lights in her house were off, but she could see a small box sitting on the couch in her living room. She sifts through her duffle bag, grabbing her pepper spray just in case.

She slowly walks through the house towards her living room, flipping on the light switch and setting her duffle bag down on the floor next to the couch. She carefully walks up to the box, and opens it. Inside the box is a folded up piece of paper. She unfolds it, chills running down her spine as she reads...

"Look behind you"

She quickly spins around, spraying the pepper spray at whoever was behind her. She definitely was not expecting a giant red robot, whom Jade recognized as Reddy, to be standing there. The pepper spray doesn't seem to affect the robot, only cascading down their strange, ball shaped head. It kinda looked like...nevermind. Jade's thoughts were cut off when the robot suddenly leaned forward, opening its mouth. 

"KRRZT- Hap- Happ-y!" it practically screams in her face.  She looks at the robot, confused. "Uh..what??" Reddy marches over to the calendar, slamming its finger against the paper. Jade looks closer, quickly realizing it was pointing to June 5. "yeah, that's today...also known as my birthday. What about it?" Jade crosses her arms. Reddy walks back over to her, handing her a box he seemingly pulled out of nowhere. "...thanks?" Jade side eyes Reddy as she opens the box. Her face brightens up as a kitten pops out of the box, climbing onto Jade and nestling into her shoulder. "Y-You got me a cat!" She turns to Reddy, smiling, taking the cat and placing it back in the box. "I'll name it David. Thank you!"

Reddy stares at her menacingly, leaning forwards once again. "H-H-Happy Bir-Bir-Birthday!" 


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ahahahaha im losing it. this is POO ermmmmm  anyway... 😻😻😻


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