The Mansion, The House, and The Hut.

Into the Argonne Forest

(Disclaimer: This is set in an alternate universe. What happened in our universe didn't happen here.)

Date: 5/15/1950
A German rifle group was on its usual trek through the Argonne forest as their duty called them to do to investigate a spot in the forest where a few residents had reported terrorists were. A heat wave had arrived and was making the patrol somewhat miserable as it had also rained the day before and the air was also humid. Matilda and Carla were leading the way followed by Adelaide, Elke, Greta, and Bernadette who were all riflemen with their black German Wehrmacht uniforms hugging their sweat soaked bodies. Maria and Hilda brought up the rear of their group. Maria carried two heavy MG34 ammo boxes which made her day worse as Hilda carried the MG34 and an extra barrel. Elke swore out loud as she tugged at the jacket that clung to massive boobs which were soaked in a thick layer of sweat due to the oppressive heat. Erika, their commander, constantly lamented about being stuck with a bunch of morons.
"Shut up. You're not going to make it any better. You sound more like an American than you do a German." Greta said as she swatted Elke on the back of her head. The two had oversized boobs that looked like they'd be absolutely exhausting to haul around, Hilda thought, but the two didn't seem to be bothered. Elke pouted but shut up nonetheless. The two came across a chunk in the road and Matilda and Carla grunted in annoyance as the firm dirt road turned into a muddy one. The boots of the two hyper boobed figured ladies wobbled and jiggled as they trudged through the mud followed by their comrades.
The group got deeper into the forest as they conserved their water when they stumbled upon a horrifying sight. Adelaide shrieked as she discovered four bodies hanging from a tree, their bodies skinned. Adelaide covered her lips as her massive boobs were squished together before rushing over to the side of the tree and puking. Erika checked the bodies for their dog tags finding British dog tags on them. Erika discovered the bodies missing boobs and ass cheeks upon closer inspection. Matilda, Carla, and Maria were ordered to begin taking down the bodies. Hilda and Erika were given shovels and begun digging shallow graves for the dead bodies, having the dead bodies buried soon enough.
The group continued on their way begrudgingly a bit more depressed from the experience. The group paused as they heard something come from up ahead. They split up and slowly approached the camp of terrorists. There were ten hanging out smoking a bit of weed as the group sat up and another twenty resting near the tents.
Hilda sat up her light machine gun on a tree stump with Maria loading ammo into the gun. Erika scanned the area with her binoculars before giving the all clear. Hilda begun dumping rounds into the tents and at the terrorists around the campfire, her gargantuan ass wobbling from the recoil. The others picked off the stunned and extremely shocked terrorists with their Kar98k rifles, their boobs bouncing as they fired off rounds.
Erika closed her fist and the firing stopped and motioned Elke and Greta to slowly move forward. Matilda and Carla went down after them as Adelaide stayed back, each other putting down the few of the scared terrorists left.
They regrouped in the center of the terrorists camp as Hilda and Maria kept an eye out for enemies from their positions at the tree stump. Hilda then screamed and begun dumping the rest of the ammo box into the forest causing the others to spin around and drop to their knees to unload as well. Bullets tore through the forest and Erika shot her pistol up into the air when they all had nearly emptied their guns. They regrouped with the frightened to death Hilda quickly.
"There..there was something there. Something big." Hilda stuttered barely managing to get her words out.
"Great. She's gone and got crazy on us." Elke said dryly, not amused with Hilda's freak out.
"I saw something I." Hilda begun before Erika gave the both of them a glare followed by an order to pack up and head out. That was that and they begun. They weren't that far along when Adelaide spotted three strange red lines on her forehead. Adelaide leapt for cover but was too late as big blue ball of energy shot out of the forest and hit her square in the face. Adelaide's face exploded, her big boobed body hitting the ground with a thud as the others rushed to cover and shot at where that ball of energy came from. Hilda screamed in fear and Maria was forced to yank the heavy machine gun away from Hilda and open fire on the tree line. Erika forced them to cease fire. The three dots were spotted on Greta and she jumped out of the way of the following ball of pure energy as it flew toward her, the group shooting at whatever was hunting them. They fled down the road as they ceased their firing,as they looked around for this monster having lost all care for the current temperature as the left the trail and took a short cut under Erika's guidance that followed the trail which could still be seen.
Meanwhile, this monster collected the body of Adelaide and pulled out a nice. It pulled out the heavy boobs caked in sweat and cut them off the dead body with one fell swoop. This creature let out a triumphant roar into the Argonne forest before hauling the massive boobs back to its ship as trophies.
The group minus Adelaide were exhausted from the current events and found a relatively safe space to set up camp for the night in the forest. Greta and Erika took the first watch and got ready to stay up.