(Sorry for this one)
Mr. Nelson was walking the streets, a bit of preppy in his steppy. His long, flowing non-balding hair was in a messy bun, his blue-green orbs reflecting the sunlight (just like his forehead). He was on his way to a boring day of teaching children, but he needed his morning coffee. As he entered Dee Dee's Coffee Shop, he ordered a yummalicious coffee. He paid before exiting the shop, on the way to his car to his soon-to-be-terminated job (JUSTICE FOR MR. NELSON BTW). He walked the streets, not paying attention to where he was going. Suddenly, he bumped into a mysterious figure.
"Oh, cruddlesticks!" The figure says as Mr. Nelson's coffee spills on their chest. Why the actual hell were they not wearing a shirt in snowy weather? Honestly, they didn't seem to be wearing any clothes at all. Without even looking at them, Mr. Nelson could tell that they were a NERD. Probably the kind of guy to say 'Erm Actually!'. Mr. Nelson finally looks at the figure to see...(CLIFFHANGER❗️❓️❗️❓️)
