Ep. 32 - ive got a problem...

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Sonic: guys... I've got a problem but you gotta promise not to get mad...

Shadow: I'm enraged.

Sonic: I haven't even told you yet??

Shadow: no need, why waste your breath when you could be suckin perfectly good dick. (mine preferably)

Sonic: stfu 😭 anyways, guys promise me you won't get mad.

Scourge: what you do blueberry

Mephiles: as long as your dick ain't bigger than mine... I won't be mad ☺️

Shadow: mine is

Mephiles: WE'RE TWINS

Shadow: my fault honorable jit. (Mines still longer)

Silver: will yall stfu and let the blue balled man speak?

Sonic: thank you silver this is very very serious

Scourge: THEN SPILL IT OUT I CANT take the anticipation much longer... this is worse then being cock blocked. Blue balls... terrifying. I'm sorry you have to deal with em every day.

Sonic: weird analogy but respect ✊

Shadow: are you gonna fuckin tell us or what

Sonic: oh yeah. So... I did something bad.

Silver: what your dumb ass do now.

Sonic: promise me yall won't get mad

Scourge: OMG WE ALL PROMISE NOW WTF IS IT?!

Sonic: I'm... I'm not Sonic.

Shadow: bitch yes you are

Sonic: no... you don't understand. I'm just on Sonic's account...

Silver: is this another hacker, if it is ima off myself 😭 I don't got TIME for this shit

Sonic: nahhhh no I'm using sonics phone trust

Scourge: SO WHO TF IS THIS?!

Sonic: ... well I accidentally drowned Sonic

 well I accidentally drowned Sonic

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Shadow: WHATTTTT

Scourge: LMFAOOO WTF

Mephiles: bro is SLUMPED

Silver: two questions... one: HOW? And two... why did you have to text us through Sonics account 😭

Infinite: I knew if I sent the message no one would've responded

Shadow: you're right, weak bitch

Infinite: stfu challenge! Anyways, I came to ask WTF DO I DO??

Shadow: call a wambulance 🥺🥺 you snowflaked bitch

Infinite: SHADOW YOUR BF IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH (possibly) (not click bait) (100% real)

Shadow: 🤷‍♀️ what you want me to do, I'm just a little girl

Infinite: fuck wrong with you, you're male & like 50 years old

Shadow: are you telling me I can't identify as a woman?

Infinite: you specifically? Yes, I'll be sexist homophobic and transphobic towards you any day! ☺️🫶🏻

Silver: guys stfu. Is sonic breathing?

Infinite: uh lemme check... yep breathing. I can smell his hot breath, bro must've ate chilly dogs & a whiff of dick

Shadow: my bad, he got hungry 🤷‍♀️

Infinite: that's why it stinks

Shadow: MY DICK DOES NOT STINK

Infinite: his breath says otherwise

Silver: if he's breathing and not choking on water he's fine just get him off the sand 😭

Infinite: bitch I left a minute ago (they are handing out free slushees at this concession stand)

Silver: 😭 wtf you just left sonic passed out by himself??

Infinite: yeah it's not like he's gonna go anywhere

Shadow: tf yall at a beach for anyways

Infinite: he pissed me off so I threw him in the water

Shadow: ha (me next) WHAT who said that

Infinite: 😭 wtf

Sonic: FUCK YOU

Infinite: oh shit...

Shadow: omg he's alive

Sonic: infinite when I get my hands on you YOU ARE COOKED!!!

Infinite: byeee I'm already made it to Hawaii 🌺🌊☀️👙

(Your friend Infinite has left the group chat)

Sonic: fucking coward.

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