Sonic: guys... I've got a problem but you gotta promise not to get mad...
Shadow: I'm enraged.
Sonic: I haven't even told you yet??
Shadow: no need, why waste your breath when you could be suckin perfectly good dick. (mine preferably)
Sonic: stfu 😭 anyways, guys promise me you won't get mad.
Scourge: what you do blueberry
Mephiles: as long as your dick ain't bigger than mine... I won't be mad ☺️
Shadow: mine is
Mephiles: WE'RE TWINS
Shadow: my fault honorable jit. (Mines still longer)
Silver: will yall stfu and let the blue balled man speak?
Sonic: thank you silver this is very very serious
Scourge: THEN SPILL IT OUT I CANT take the anticipation much longer... this is worse then being cock blocked. Blue balls... terrifying. I'm sorry you have to deal with em every day.
Sonic: weird analogy but respect ✊
Shadow: are you gonna fuckin tell us or what
Sonic: oh yeah. So... I did something bad.
Silver: what your dumb ass do now.
Sonic: promise me yall won't get mad
Scourge: OMG WE ALL PROMISE NOW WTF IS IT?!
Sonic: I'm... I'm not Sonic.
Shadow: bitch yes you are
Sonic: no... you don't understand. I'm just on Sonic's account...
Silver: is this another hacker, if it is ima off myself 😭 I don't got TIME for this shit
Sonic: nahhhh no I'm using sonics phone trust
Scourge: SO WHO TF IS THIS?!
Sonic: ... well I accidentally drowned Sonic
Shadow: WHATTTTT
Scourge: LMFAOOO WTF
Mephiles: bro is SLUMPED
Silver: two questions... one: HOW? And two... why did you have to text us through Sonics account 😭
Infinite: I knew if I sent the message no one would've responded
Shadow: you're right, weak bitch
Infinite: stfu challenge! Anyways, I came to ask WTF DO I DO??
Shadow: call a wambulance 🥺🥺 you snowflaked bitch
Infinite: SHADOW YOUR BF IS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH (possibly) (not click bait) (100% real)
Shadow: 🤷♀️ what you want me to do, I'm just a little girl
Infinite: fuck wrong with you, you're male & like 50 years old
Shadow: are you telling me I can't identify as a woman?
Infinite: you specifically? Yes, I'll be sexist homophobic and transphobic towards you any day! ☺️🫶🏻
Silver: guys stfu. Is sonic breathing?
Infinite: uh lemme check... yep breathing. I can smell his hot breath, bro must've ate chilly dogs & a whiff of dick
Shadow: my bad, he got hungry 🤷♀️
Infinite: that's why it stinks
Shadow: MY DICK DOES NOT STINK
Infinite: his breath says otherwise
Silver: if he's breathing and not choking on water he's fine just get him off the sand 😭
Infinite: bitch I left a minute ago (they are handing out free slushees at this concession stand)
Silver: 😭 wtf you just left sonic passed out by himself??
Infinite: yeah it's not like he's gonna go anywhere
Shadow: tf yall at a beach for anyways
Infinite: he pissed me off so I threw him in the water
Shadow: ha (me next) WHAT who said that
Infinite: 😭 wtf
Sonic: FUCK YOU
Infinite: oh shit...
Shadow: omg he's alive
Sonic: infinite when I get my hands on you YOU ARE COOKED!!!
Infinite: byeee I'm already made it to Hawaii 🌺🌊☀️👙
(Your friend Infinite has left the group chat)
Sonic: fucking coward.
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𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜'𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 |𝐆𝐚𝐲 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧| (Sonic The Hedgehog)
FanfictionGay group chat, don't like don't read :) Group chat shall contain the following characters: -Sonic (obviously) -Shadow 🥵 -Silver -Mephiles -Scourge And the weakest of all.... -infinite 🤡 (Updates randomly) ⚠️~Some chapters may have content that...