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MessageBee: Jo (12:45 AM)

1 Missed Call From Jo

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: I know you're awake.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

Jo: Hey.

4 Missed Calls From Jo

Me: WHAT.

Me: DO.

Me: YOU.

Me: WANT.

Jo: Hey.

Me: I swear I'm going to kill you.

Jo: Pick up the phone.

Me: What

Jo: Pick up the phone Please?

Me: Why do you only call me when you're high?

Jo: I'm not calling you NOW....

Me: My phone history says otherwise.

Jo: I KNEW IT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Jo: IMMA MIIIND REEEEEEAAADDDERRRRRR...!!!!!!!

Me: STFU

Jo: I want food.

Me: Of course you do. You're stoned like Saint Cecilia.

Jo: Whatever.

Jo: I want to go to King's.

Me: And you need a ride.

Jo: You must be some kind of a psycho! Like that Long Island medium lady!

Me: You mean a psychic?

Jo: Yeah.

Jo: So do you want to get food? I know you love King's.

Me: So?

Jo: Pick me up in ten?

Me: Give me the address and I'll try.

Jo: Yay!!!! \(~^_^~)/

Jo: We can be like the Trojans all PSHEIF!!

Me: No, you can wait right where you are and promise me you're not going to try anything at King's.

Jo: Why not?

Me: The last time you tried, you tried to ride the dragons painted on the kitchen walls and you got stuck on the counter screaming "FOR NARNIA!"

Jo: Wait shit King's is closed. Why do I bother trying to live my life anymore?

Me: Stop it Jo. We can go to like Wawa instead.

Jo: But you wanted to go to King's.

Me: Actually, I just want you to tell me where the hell you are. I'm where I usually get you and your car is nowhere to be seen.

Jo: Why Wawa? What's the point? What's the point of anything?

Me: They have Cow Tales.

Jo: Can I get 4 Cow Tales, 2 quesadillas and a slushie?

Me: You can get anything as long as you promise not to call me anymore tonight one we go.

Jo: Done. On the corner of Third and Redding Avenue.

Me I'm in the Grandpa Car.

MessageBee: Jo (5:03 AM)

Jo: Hey. I'm still hungry.

Me: SON OF A

Jo:I'm also really tired.

Jo: But I can't sleep.

Me: You're just getting off your high.

Me: Give it about an hour and you'll crash quite nicely.

Jo: Is that a good thing? My penis feels weird. Like the opposite of morning wood...

Me: TMFI

Me: I hope you know that it's five and some odd minutes in the morning and the last thing that any person wants to see from his dash her best friend is that.

Me: BTW DO NOT ever bless your future girlfriend with this information.

Jo: I think I met her last night.

Me: Oh no.

Jo: That she male at Wawa making my quesadillas.

Jo: She was like Ruby Rose.

Jo: But with a beard.

Me: I'm going to bed.

Jo: Take me with you!

Me When you have your bong to cuddle with?

Jo: ... I can't find it.

Jo: I think Ruby Rose has it.

Me: Better in her hands than yours. She won't call me at twelve and some minutes in the morning.

Me: Oh, and on that note, we have a test tomorrow. 65% of the final MP. Hope you studied. : )

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