*me I twix was walking through the school hall way when all of a sudden.... I bumped into alen!!! THEE FUCKING GAY WANKER. my balls hang low to the floor as I look at alen* "What did I tell you about bumping into me" *alen said with a growl* "not to bump into you" *I say* "exactly" *he then starts making out with nova. I walk away and there i see saffron😱 my sbf!!!!!!!! I stole that term from the fags stan and kyle... they're probably making out in the bathroom stall. I run up to saffron* "Hi you twat" *I say as I look at saffron* "why the fuck did you call me a twat?" *saffron says with their brit accent.* "cus I did loser" *I smile* "whatever" *saffron sighs* "so nerd do you have the homework for sciene" *I stare at saffrons eyes* "yea I do why" *saffron says* "cus I forgot to do it so can I like. Copy yours" *saffron sighs again* "yea yeaaa" *saffron takes off their backpack and goes through it, they grab out the homework and she's hands it over to me. I grab the homework* "thanksssss" *i then grab a pencil out my pocket and sit down on a near by bench, saffron comes and sits next to me. And then their beautiful pookie cookie bookie wookie Elise comes by and sits by saffron, I roll my eyes and put my back pack on the ground*
Elise: "hi pooks"
*Elise smiles and looks at saffron*
Saffron: "hi pookie wookie boo boo bear"
*they start making out. WHY ARE SO MANY FAGs MAKING OUT INFRONT OF ME*
*I groan and grab out the paper and start copying down the homework*
