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For a quick silly drabble cause I need to get this idea out of my system. Also I think after last chapter we need something happy

Anyway here you go! This isn't necessarily in the Sun and Moon universe but I can be if you want!! Also this is based of the Game Grumps video. (I think you know the one y'all)

Oh and they are all over 18 in this drabble because 1) game grumps is for mature audiences and they talk about adult things 2) it would make more sense for them to be adults if we're using the game grumps model.
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"Hello everyone and welcome back to 'Can We Fix It?'", Hunter speaks into his mic, sitting across the table from Luz and Gus.

"'No it's fucked!'", the other two cheer. They all share wide grins.

"On today's episode we're playing a game of Truth, Dare, or Bean. Our listeners may be asking, "what the fuck is truth, dare, or bean?". And to that I say....Luz explain the rules if you so please", Hunter snorts.

"Ookay so the rules are simple, we each go around and ask each other Truth or dare. If the person says truth, they pull from the blue hat and read off the paper. If they say dare, they pull from the red! If they choose neither, they have to do a bean boozled jelly bean."

"Oh titan- this is gonna be fun", Gus says with a snicker.

Two hats (blue and red) are thrown onto the table haphazardly by Vee. One of the hats contains the Bean Boozeled box. Hunter, being the clumsy motherfucker he is, accidentally pours all the beans into his hat.

"Ohhhhhhhh noohohooo", Gus cackles.

"The hat's full of beans", Luz responds with mirth laced in her voice.

"Well now the hats the bean!", Hunter says exasperated.

"What the fuck does that even mean dude?!"

"I don't know!!"

"That is the fastest you have ever fucked up a game for this podcast Hunter", Luz covers her eyes and giggles a little.

Hunter laughs and flips his sister off before continuing. He starts to play with the Bean Boozled spinner, Gus wearily eyeing him to make sure he doesn't destroy it on accident.

"These beans are like the Harry Potter beans we ate at Universal Studios a few years ago", Luz points out.

"YES!", Hunter slams his hand on the table. He really enjoyed eating those jelly beans.

Luz and Gus, as well as the camera crew off camera laugh, "Ahahand by that I mean half of them are disgusting and the other half are delicious"

"It feels like it should be-", Hunter switches the hats, putting the blue hat on his friend's side of the table and taking the red hat, "-this way".

"There we go! Now we are truth", Gus says.

"You were over here and now you're dare", Luz snorts at her own joke.

The three erupt into giggles.

"OKAY ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND! Gus, truth or dare, or beeeean?", Hunter pointedly looks at his friend.

"Truth!"

"Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it? Uh who the fuck made these questions-", the blonde reads out. He shakes his head and glares at Willow and Amity who are off camera, while Luz giggles get louder.

There's a small pause before Gus inhales and makes his decision, "Bean!".

Gus picks a bean out of the hat, looking at it to determine which flavor it could be. "Oh- it's either birthday cake or dish water..."

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