"DAD!!!, I said as I was getting my shoes on
" What jerk face???", he says as he is drinking his coffee.
My dad is very sarcastic.
"Am I really a jerk face??" I say walking towards him
"Yes!!!", he says.
" WHAT REALLY??? Anyways I'm going out to my friends house." I say walking towards the door.
"I don't care.....But be home by dinner time." He says feeling annoyed.
I run outside and grab my bike eager to go to Black Potatoes secret lair. She gave me the street address to her lair....72 Buttface Avenue......Wait WTF. Anyways, I speed towards the street address and I arrive. I read the paper to know which house it is.
"Go to to the sewer passsage to your left.", The note says.
Wait......she said a house.....so why is her lair in a GAWD dang sewer...
I go into the sewer passage and climb down the ladder...... GAWD it smells like crap. I see a door and open it assuming it's the lair.Then, as I open the door there is another.....Then another........Then another........Then another....Gawsh.
Finally I enter to this HUGE cave......This is frickin awesome!!!!
I enter to Black Potato staring right at me......
"Hi", she says.
" Ugh Hi.", I say.
"So, if you want to be my sidekick here are the rules....
1. You cannot be retarded
2. You cannot touch a thing
3. You cannot whine all the time" she says very serious.
"Ummmm........Ok." I say scared.
"And if you tell anyone I'm black potatoe.....I will find you and I will kill you!!!", she says with her Liam Neeson voice.
As she turns around she slips on a puddle of chocolate.
I laugh so hard.
" It not funny!!!", she says not trying to laugh.
I laugh more.
"FAWK YOU MEAN!!!", she says.
" Wait really?!?!?", I say serious.
"Sike!!!!", she says.
" What???", I say confused.
"I was joking.", she said laughing.
"You are going to have your first mission today......To find a new gang for us to have......To fight crime.", she says.
" Last time I saw you fight crime you failed...", I say laughing.
"FAWK YOU MEAN!!!", she says.
" Anyways your mission starts now...!!!!!", she says excited.
"And they better not suck.....", she says as I walk out the door.
****65 minutes later****
BLACK POTATOE POV
I sit there waiting for Spicey to come back. Gosh he is so annoying sometimes....
Spicey and random people walk in.
" HERRRR THE SQUAD!", he says excited.
"Introduce them to me!!!!", I say excited.
" Alright first here is 72 potato!!!"
"Where's your bathroom??", 72 says.
" Um on the left", I say.
"Here's turtle potatoe!!!"
"MOO!!!", Turtle says.
" WATT THE FAWK, TURTLE NO SAY MOO!!!", I say.
"Here's Kenyan Potatoe!!"
"Hi......", He says looking at me weirdly and licking his lips.
" Spicey, I'm scared.", I say.
"Here's I don't care potatoe!!!"
"I'm only here because of the money...", he says.
" Here's Unicorn Potatoe!!!!"
"I LOVE UNICORNS AND MOOOO", she says.
She runs to turtle hugging him.
" Unicorn and turtle make what???", I said.
"Here's retarded potatoe!!!"
"1+1=894!!", he says.
" JUST STAPH!!!", I say.
Here's wait.......Dad.", Spicey says confused.
"Why are you here??", Spicey says.
" Cause I stalk you everyday.", he says.
*Everyone's quiet*
"Well, ok....Continue.", I say.
" Here's majestic potatoe!!!"
"I'm a wizard!!!", she says.
" Here's Mexican Potatoe!!!!"
"I like tacos.", she says.
" O.....K.....", I say.
"Here's white potatoe!!!"
"Hi.", she says
" Here's Nerd Potatoe!!!!"
"Thus lab is fascinating...", he says.
" THX!", I say.
*Obviously White potatoe and Nerd Potatoe are going out cause they making out*
"And finally....here's fashion potatoe!!!"
"Your outfit is ugly.", she says.
" So is your FACE!!!", I say.
*Everyone says OHHH*
"Ummm Spicey. Can I talk to you?", I say.
" Sure.", he says.
"This Squad is THE BAWST SQUAD EVERRR!!", I say.
" Yes.......We should give each other hugs!!!", he says.
"Ummm....NO.....", I say walking away.
" Alright guys listen up.", I say.
*Unicorn potatoe and Turtle potatoe stop flying around the room*
"Welcome to the squad........", I say excitedly.....
*END OF CHAPTER TWO*
SORRY I HAVENT BEEN UPDATING IN AWHILE.....I JUST FINISHED THE SCRIPT AND A NEW CHAPTER WEEKLY.........SMASH THAT VOTE BUTTON......LIKE I DID TO YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT........JUST KIDDING.....AND FOLLOW ME....
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Adventures of Black potato and Spicy Potato
AdventureTales written by Enrique Gajeton and Zainab. P.S. I haven't forgotten about you other potatoes who've helped me. :)
