Sigma's guide to wanting to explode

Reason to 💥 1: The spoon incident

Sigma was quickly losing his will to live.

Sure, he was eating his lunch after ages of working. That was a positive, but that fucking clown Nikolai.

Sigma didn't really question why he dissapeared , assuming he was getting lunch but..

He definitely suspected something was happening when he came back with a shit ton of spoons.

It was not so expected that he'd start chucking them at the split-haired boy.

Yes , you read that correctly. Nikolai started chucking wooden fucking spoons at Sigma.

All Sigma wanted was to eat his fucking food , yet he had to pick up spoons that were chucked at him every goddamn second.

And Fyodor was no fucking help. God knows what he was doing. He was smacking the fucking spoons together and making this aggravating fucking noise.

And then he put the fucking spoons on his eyes , trying to make glasses out of them.

For someone who was super smart , fyodor was acting dumb as fuck..

He was probably high , but honestly sigma didn't have a chance to ask because every second he had to pick up another fucking spoon from the floor.

Sigma was sure he was going to kill himself by the end of today.

Either that , or nikolai would kill him

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Guys send prayers this acc happened to me :/