Space Jame Crossover

Chapter 9: The Nerdlucks and Shirley stealing the talent from five NBA players

[The camera switches to New York City it is nighttime outside of Madison Square there's heavy traffic. Inside there's a basketball game between the New York Knicks and Phoenix Suns. Charles Barkley has the ball. he shoots it and scored, the crowd booed. The Nerdlucks and Shirley arrive in disguise wearing a trench coat and a hat they bumped into some of these people.]

Bang: Excuse me. Oh so sorry.

Nawt: Excuse me. [They sit down next to the woman.]

Shirley: Sorry Sir Excuse Me Parten Me Mam!

Bupkus: Ow! Get your feet out of my nose!

Nawt: Quiet, they're looking. [Shushing then to Bang and Blanko] Hey, it's basketball.

Bang: [Opens the coat] Where?

Blanko: Whoa, now what?[The Knicks scored and the crowd cheered. The woman looks at the Nerdlucks.]

Nawt: Hey Hey!

Pound: What, What?

Nawt: She's looking again.

Bang: Close it up. Close it up. [Closing the coat]

Blanko: Tightly.

Bupkus: [Exclaims] You poked me again! [He groaned as the woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]

Woman fan: Sweetheart?

Male fan: What?

Woman fan: I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.

Male fan: This is as good as I could get.

Woman fan: These guys next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.

Male fan: [Annoyed] Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!

Bang: [Quietly] Hey, someone's killing someone.

Blanko: Nah. seriously?

Pound: Wow a killer. Let me see.

Nawt: [Sees Charles Barkley and points at him] There, that's him the killer! He's big.

Blanko: [Smiling] He's good.

Pound: [Pushes down Blanko and smiled evilly] He's mine! [Closes the jacket]

Nawt: Okay, go get him.

Pound: Yeah, watch out.[The woman looks at them again, as the coat lowers down. She jumped up from her seat startled. Pound comes out from under the coat he changes into pink ooze and he goes onto the court. As Charles Barkley walks up, Pound launches into Charles Barkley's nose and goes inside his body the crowd gasped in shock. He twitches as Pound comes out his body, he felt dizzy as goes back to his teammates.]

Sun's Player: [Pulling Charles by the jersey] Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man![The Knicks player Patrick Ewing, he scored and the crowd cheered. The Sun's coach see's what's happening to Charles Barkley and stands up from his chair.]

Paul Westphal: What are you doing?[Charles Barkley is waving his hands wanting the ball, but one of the players scored and missed.]

Paul Westphal: Time-out! Call a time-out!

Sun's player: What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us![Pound goes back to the coat, Bang, Bupkus, Blanko, and Nawt open the coat for him and Pound goes inside the basketball.]

Nawt: Okay, let him in open up.

Blanko: Open.

Bupkus: [Happily] Wow! He did it!

Pound: [Comes out of the ball and smiled gleefully] I got it! I got his talent! [Pointing Charles Barkley's talent]

Bang: All right!

Blanko: Super.[At the court Charles Barkley is upset about not playing anymore.]

Paul Westphal: Sit down, Chuck.

Charles Barkley: Hey, man I'm fine! I am fine! [Sits down and grabs a towel]

Paul Westphal: No, no, no, no. I'm playing you too many minutes.

Charles Barkley: I'm not tired!

Paul Westphal: [To assistant coach] Go get the doctor.[Back at the game, Patrick Ewing dunked the ball and scored. Then Bang comes as pink ooze and he approaches him. He launched into Patrick Ewing's nose and goes inside his body, he twitches around and Bang comes out of his body. His concerned teammates check on him.]

Knick's Player 1: What's up man? You all right?

Patrick Ewing: Yeah.

Knick's Player 1: You sure?

Knick's Player 2: Come on, we're okay, We're okay. You're all right. Come let's go.[The referee blows the whistle and tossed the ball to Patrick,instead of catching it the ball hits his chest. All of the players look at Patrick confused.]

Referee: Come on, Patrick its showtime.[The referee tosses the ball again Patrick tried to catch it, but he missed again. The crowd looks at him with worry. He gets ready to shoot the ball into the hoop. He looks at the hoop and then he throws the ball a little too high and it went flying into the stands it hits the popcorn and he falls down spills popcorn everywhere.]