Random shit

Woah QSMP oneshot lmao

Roier was acting strange to Pepito. Well Pepito knew everything their apá did wasn't normal, but this was unusual.

He was being nice. Roier wasn't nice to his child, he was cold and distant. Always comparing them to his dead son Bobby, Pepito's heard Bobby's name more than they've heard their own. But in the past few months, Roier hadn't even brought Bobby up.

Roier was being the dad Pepito wanted. They didn't like it, it broke the pattern. It wasn't normal. Something was wrong.

Pepito tugged on his apá Cellbit's pants, making him quickly turn away from his conversation with Philza and getting to Pepito's level.

"Apá Cell, I have something to tell you," Pepito voiced, moving their weight from one foot to the other. Cellbit nodded, wordlessly telling the kid to continue.

"Apá Roier is being strange."

Cellbit's brows furrowed, he looked over Pepito's shoulder to see Roier. Talking to Missa who didn't look pleased. Roier was acting weird.

"I'll deal with it later little guy, I promise," Cellbit smiled, ruffling their hair and standing up. Looking at his 'husband' who was a few feet away one last time before turning back to Phil and continuing their conversation.

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Pepito hadn't seen any of their parents. Cellbit had been missing since midday along with Roier, their other parents simply asleep as always. But it weirded Pepito out, they looked around the house but neither of them were sleeping. They just disappeared.

So Pepito wandered around the island by themselves. Getting more anxious by the second, until a black bunny in a white button up, a vest as black as their fur, and a bright yellow tie.

"Hola, sigueme (follow me)," the bunny said, Pepito remembers their apá Quackity calling them PiPi. Pepito nodded, following the bunny.

They had Pepito stand on a platform with them, it teleported the pair to a white room which stung Pepito's eyes. Which wasn't a problem as PiPi quickly led them to a much less bright room. Still white but not as blinding.

Sat at a desk was Cucurucho, Pepito was honestly scared of the bear. Even though he hadn't even said a word yet.

"Hello, I am the QSMP Census Bureau representative," Cucurucho's robotic voice explained, Pepito didn't quite understand what the bear said but they still nodded. English was tough for the young child.

"Follow me," Cucurucho exclaimed, Pepito walked behind the federation member. PiPi stayed in Cucurucho's office.

Pepito had only met Cucurucho a few times, the first when Cucurucho brought them and their siblings the island. Forcing adoption onto players that either had dead kids or never had a kid.

Cucurucho opened the door to another white room. Multiple machines in the room, one caught Pepito's attention.

Connected to a machine was Roier, his chest rising and falling slowly. He was in all black, the same outfit Pepito remembers their apá having.

"Apá!" The egg shouted, but Cucurucho dragged Pepito out of the room. Bringing them to another.

It was cold in this room, and in a box full of ice was Cellbit. Completely frozen in the ice. Pepito's eyes watered, they had two of their parents.

And a copy of their apá Roier?

Next to the box containing Cellbit was someone who looked like Roier but he had glasses and buck teeth. He also had a long white scientist coat over a red spiderman hoodie just like his real apá.

"Hey there buddy, no need to cry. You'll be joining your apá Cellbit too. I can't have you or him ruining this operation." The Roier look alike spat, Pepito screamed as soon as they were suspended in the air by Cucurucho.

The toddler was sobbing, they couldn't do anything. No one was here to help, their other parents, their abuela Foolish, Leo, Richas, nobody.

Pepito was alone. Once again, was the child alone. Their conscious slipped quickly, no longer aware of the world.

Completely limp in Cucurucho's arms, Roier's look alike. Doied. Put Pepito in a similar box. Freezing the egg completely, displaying them next to Cellbit.

"Put me back in Roier's body, your gonna have to take the blame for those two being missing. Can't get caught," Doied mumbled, Cucurucho nodded.

"Yes."

A/N: I wrote this cause my friend Dominic wrote Pepito angst where PEPITO AND ROIER FUCKING DIED so I wrote this 🙏