Space Jame Crossover

Chapter 13: Michael Jordan meets the All Star Characters

[In a tunnel, Michael is being dragged further down into the tunnel as his screams echo through the tunnel. His lips flap as he sees the Warner Bros. Pictures logo ahead, he went through it. He is in Looney Tune Land. He flies down from the sky and into their town. He crashes down onto the ground. Sam is roping up his rope, Michael sits up all dizzy, with flying golf balls around his head. He sees Bugs Bunny in front of him.]

Bugs Bunny: Oh, uh, look out for the first step, doc, it's a real lulu.

Sebastien: Yeah Don't Forget The Cartoonpendo Lassos

Michael Jordan: Bugs Bunny Jimmy Neutron Timmy Turner and The Nerd Guy?

Sebastien: I'm Sebastien Burgoa Actually Right Bugs

Bugs Bunny: yeah Eh, you were expecting maybe the Easter Bunny?

Michael Jordan: You're a cartoon, you're not real.

Bugs Bunny: Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?

[Bugs grabs Michael by the shirt and kisses him with a big smackaroo. Michael wipes his mouth, disgusted, then the other Tunes show up.]

Elmer Fudd: Oh, look; is that Michael?

Sylvester: [Comes out from a manhole cover, rejoicing] It's Michael!

Carl: Michael 

Sheen: Jordan Hey Everybody They'res Michael Jordan In The Tunes World

Eddy: The Michael [Climbs Down of the Tree]

Boone: Michael Jordan

Ed the Duck: Air Jordan

Robot Jones: Michael Jordan

Clank: Ratchet Look It's Air Jordan

Bud: Michael

Granny: It's Air Jordan!

Fanboy and Chum Chum: An All Star Player Awesome

Frog: SuperStar Wow Cool

Stitch: NBA Nala Quista [laughing]

Tasmanian Devil: [Bursts from the mailbox] Basketball!

Tweety Bird: [Sees Michael down below from his nest in a tree] Ooh, I tawt I taw... [As he flies down from his nest] I *did*; I did see Michael Jordan!

[All of Cartoon Network PBS Kids Hanna Barbera Boomerang Warner Bros Paramount Disney Channel Disney XD Jetix Toon Disney Tfou Teletoon + Teletoon YTV Milshake Once on Nina y Nino Taffy Kids Citv Disney Junior Playhouse Disney Nick Jr Pop Tiny Pop Cbeebies CBBC Abc Kids Xilam Gaummont Nelvana Abc Kids Xilam Gaummont (austrailian) Teletoon Retro Kids WB Fox Kids Jetix Play Youtube Original Cartoonito Treehouse Noggin Secret Slumber Party Cookie Jar Tv Disney's Saturday Morning abc The N Shows Discovery Kids Hub HubBub Toony Time Huboom Teen Nick Discovery Family Doki Kids Netflix Prime Video Hulu Rocku Channel Peacock Apple TV Moonscoop Futurikon Nelvana Zag Toons Zag Heroez Disney Televison Animation Cake.tm Kabillion and Dreamworks television animation Cartoon 2D 3D Cartoon Action 2D Anime Puppets Claymation Ad Mascot and Video Game All Star Characters and The Tunes gather around Michael as he looks at them.]

Porky Pig: [Pulling out a pencil and autograph book] Eh, pardon me, Mr. Jordan. Eh, could I have your auto...your John Hancock, please?

Daffy Duck: [Shows up wearing a doctor's uniform] Back off! Let the doctor take a look.[He pulls the lever and Michael is lifted in the air as he sits on the chair. He looks down and sees the toons.]

Daffy Duck: Whoops. A little high.

Michael Jordan: [Shaking his head] No.

Daffy Duck: Going down. [Pulls the lever]

Michael Jordan: [Closing his eyes and yelling] No!

[He lands to the ground unharmed. The Cartoon Network PBS Kids Hanna Barbera Boomerang Warner Bros Paramount Disney Channel Disney XD Jetix Toon Disney Tfou Teletoon + Teletoon YTV Milshake Once on Nina y Nino Taffy Kids Citv Disney Junior Playhouse Disney Nick Jr Pop Tiny Pop Cbeebies CBBC Abc Kids Xilam Gaummont Nelvana Abc Kids Xilam Gaummont (austrailian) Teletoon Retro Kids WB Fox Kids Jetix Play Youtube Original Cartoonito Treehouse Noggin Secret Slumber Party Cookie Jar Tv Disney's Saturday Morning abc The N Shows Discovery Kids Hub HubBub Toony Time Huboom Teen Nick Discovery Family Doki Kids Netflix Prime Video Hulu Rocku Channel Peacock Apple TV Moonscoop Futurikon Nelvana Zag Toons Zag Heroez Disney Televison Animation Cake.tm Kabillion and Dreamworks television animation Cartoon 2D 3D Cartoon Action 2D Anime Puppets Claymation Ad Mascot and Video Game All Star Characters and The Tunes claps and hold up number signs giving him points.]

Daffy Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? [He spins Michael around then stops the chair and looks in his ear with an otoscope] Hmm. Now let's what we got inside here.

Bugs Bunny: [Waving] Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!

Daffy Duck: [Puts a thermometer in Michael's mouth] Say "Ahh"! [The thermometer swells and it explodes then Daffy stamps an "A-OK sign on Michael's forehead] All right, he's OK!

Michael Jordan: [expressionlessly] What's going on here?

Bugs Bunny: [Jumps on Michael's lap] Why, Michael, I thought you'd never ask. You see these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care they're little. So we challenged them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys. [Imaging himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage] 'Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens!

 Sebastien: Yeah and Jimmy and Timmy Create a Villain He's Not Normal He's Huge We Need To Beat This Guy Too Cause He's Gonna Destroying Us All Today Then He's Gonna Steel All of Our Multiverse Forever We're Gonna Destroy Like People and Trotted out to perform for a bunch of Horned Tailed Winged Leather Gloved Thorned Booted Shoulder Armored Skull Shaped Belt Buckled Flame Haired Evil Villain.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah Exactly Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [Shouting] WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!

Michael Jordan: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!

Bugs Bunny: [Sarcastically, pulls out a rabbit skull] Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor. [Tosses the skull away]

[Meanwhile, back in the real world, Stan is staring down the golf hole where Michael disappeared through.]

Stan Podolak: Mike? Michael? It's Stan. Stan Podolak. Uh look, I-I need you to come out now, okay? Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up.

[As Stan looks in the golf hole, Bill and Larry leave the golf course.]

Larry Bird: You think Michael's all right? Boy, I hate to leave him like this.

Bill Murray: Aw, I'm sure he's fine. I think he had to get away from that Stan character.

Larry Bird: Oh, god he's pathetic, isn't he?

Bill Murray: Yean. Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to putt.

Larry Bird: I think that's fair.

[Bill and Larry put their golf clubs in the trunk and they get in their golf cart and drive away.]

Bill Murray: Now, if Mike is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. There's room at the top. An exciting kinda guy who could maybe even perform at halftime. Now, are you still tight with David Stern? I mean a phone call from you...