Hazbin Hotel

Episode 1

We begin with Dex, a Hellhound walking

Dex:Morning, I guess..

Vaggie:Hey, what's with the attitude?

Dex:Sorry, it's just that it's been 16 years since my parents were killed on Extermination Day, I swear if I see any angel with wings, IM GONNA-

Vaggie:Ok, easy. I know it's tough for you, believe me, I know the feeling..

Dex:I should see what Ms Morningstar needs.

Vaggie:You know you can call her Charlie, right?

Dex:I know, just being formal.

Vaggie:Says the hellhound wearing a bow on his tail.

Dex:F**K OFF!

Dex says as he flips Vaggie off, and Vaggie laughs it off.

Dex:Ms Morningstar,  I'm here and ready for Wo-

Dex:OW, NIFTY!

Nifty runs off giggling.

Dex:What do you need me to do?

Charlie:Well, we need more stuff for the bar, so you can do that.

Dex:Right,I'll go get more alcohol for the bar, then anything else?

Charlie:Let me see- Oh, I need you to go and help Razzle and Dazzle in the kitchen. Your fire is really good for cooking

Dex:No problem.

Charlie:You should probably get that sorted out.

Dex looks at his leg, which is bleeding a lot.

Dex:Good point.

Charlie wraps Dex's leg up, and then he leaves to get more alcohol.

Dex is leaving the licour store as he looks up and sees Heaven.

Dex:Grh, Angels, claims to be good,  but they slaughter us every year

Dex gets a call from Charlie.

Dex:Blackfang?

Charlie:Hey, uh, can you not call me for a few hours, I got a meeting with some.. People.

Dex:Oh, need me to go with you to-

Charlie:NO, no, I can handle myself, I am Princess of Hell.

Dex:Oh yeah, true, ok, if you need me, give me a call.

Dex reaches the hotel and opens the door.

Dex:Husk, I got the stuff.

Husk:Great, why do you look exhausted?

Alastor:That was cause of me.

Dex: AHG!

Dex throws a fireball at Alastor, who dodges it.

Alastor:Do be careful, my dear boy,

Dex:Don't sneak up on me, and we got a deal.

Alastor:Is that so?

Dex:Not a soul deal.

Alastor:Oh,well, that's unfortunate.

Charlie emerges from her meeting.

Dex:I'll go check on Razzle and Dazzle.

Dex heads to the kitchen and helps the 2 goats... devils? make dinner.

They both pat Dex on the head, and he heads back to the foyer.

Dex:Ok, foods ready.

Dex:What's going on?

Angel Dust:Turns out, next extermination is in 6 months.

Dex:WHAT, but we just had one, but..

Dex looks at Charlie.

Charlie:I met with Adam the 1st Man

Everyone is surprised by tjis, but Dex is flabbergasted.

Dex:IS THST WHY,  YOU DIDN'T WANT ME THERE!?

Charlie:What was I supposed to do? You despise the angels!

Dex is trying his best to keep his temper under control.

Dex:I need a minute.

Dex goes to his room.

Husk looks at Dex as he's walking to his room.

Charlie:What do I do..?

Dex is going wild on his punching bag to disperse the anger in him, but he punches it, and it hits him in the face.

Dex:MOTHER FU-