One day Billie Eilish gets hungry and decides to go to her favourite fast food restaurant; kfcp (karen flicks childrens parlour) which just so happeneds to be open when she is hungry. Billie puts her dark green boots on, grabs her keys and hurdles out the door. She gets in her Billie Eilish themed car and drives to kfcp. When she gets there, she is in a rush and runs in because shes a fatty patty batty. As she us running, she runs into Fiona, who is also running into kfcp as she is a naan bread, Billie launches herself off of thr floor and sees love at first sight, Billie apoliges and introduces herself to Fiona who is admiring Billies face. "Shit im sorry, let me make up for it with some lunch?" Billue says, "Yeah okay daddy" Fiona replies with a smirk. Fiona leaded the way to a small 2 seated table in the corner of the restaurant. "So do you eat kids too?" Fiona asked aesthetically. "Nah im more into babies" Billie said whilst searching through the menu. After having a very awkward alpha conversation, Fiona finally ended the tension with a "Come to my house pookie" Billie looked at her in aproval. "Well first i need to go shopping so i will be there for 9pm?"
"Okay daddy see you then" Fiona winked as she pit 30$ on the table "That should cover it" Fiona said as she strolled out kfcp.
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Billie Eilish x Fiona (From shrek)
RandomWhen Billie sets her journey to kfcp (karen flicks childrens parlour) and bumos into fiona not realsing what may happen in the future.