Writing a song, my DnD character sings when he meets the rest of the characters in the campaign:
Song name: Thick Thighs Save Lives, Baby!
(Don't ask, but I checked the closest song when I searched it up is called Thick Thighs)
Lyrics:
Oh~ Thick Thighs! Save lives! Yeah, that's right! So why don't you come over here and pop my head off with em! Oh yeah! Come Save my life! It's so bland and dull without those beautiful Thick Thighs! So!~ Thick Thighs Save Lives, Baby! So come save mine, darling! F*ck yeah, love! Thick Thighs! Yeah, they save our f*cking lives! So come save mine with your beautifully thick thighs! Yeah, I said it! Thick Thighs! Darling~ Come save my life, for I love you so!~ But Thick Thighs Save Lives, Baby! Oh yeah!!!~
{End of this odd song, I hope someone enjoys this sh*t because I think it's funny total words: 158}
YOU ARE READING
{My little dumb attempt to fix my writers block}
RandomI'm just trying to fix my personal writers block. Have fun watching my suffering as I try to end said block of creativity. WARNINGS: this may have descriptions of sexual and/or violence, blood/gore, might have swears if I'm confident that my mum won...
