Mischa: When I first met you, I did not like you. Noel: I'm aware of that. Mischa: But then you and I had some time together. Noel: Uh-huh? Mischa: It did not get better.
Mischa: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Noel: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Mischa: Holy shit-
Mischa: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Noel: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Mischa: Huh, gay, I wouldn't fuck you. Noel: You wouldn't? Mischa: I mean, unless you want to-
Noel: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I'm your boyfriend? Mischa: Dude- Its satire! Noel: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Noel: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Mischa: I wrote you a poem. Noel, already crying: You did?
