I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much. I had all the merchandise and movies. I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love," I say. "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous, of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts. I lay in bed, and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek! I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I am ready. I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butt hole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing, as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. It's the last day of school, and I'm in my last class. I'm talking to my super cool teacher, "I think I'm in for a Shrektastic year". He says, "It was charming to be with you". N-no.. it can't be. I turn towards him. It's just as I suspected. It was Prince Charming, this whole time. I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty-boy rectum, but it was no use. As I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer-restriction spell on me. "It's all ogre now". Just as I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. "Yes". Without a moment's hesitation, Shrek grabs Charming by the dick, rips it off, and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka. Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive, ogre-sized shaft. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. I was thirteen years old. It was the first day of High School, and I was very nervous. I found my locker after the orientation, but it was surrounded by upper classmen. I begin to walk quickly to the nearest restroom, but notice that I'm being followed by the older Drek students. "Well, it seems as though you're a little lost" says Drek number one, as he walks towards me. I feel very intimidated, "Shrek. Please, help me," I call out. But the Drek boys laugh at me. "Shrek? Are you retarded, kid?" Drek number 2 asks me. Suddenly, the scent of onions fills the room. The bullies are unaware of the Shreckoning that is about to occur. "Shrek is Drek, kid. I would fucking destroy Shrek" Drek number two scolds, as Drek number 3 laughs, and calls me a baby. A strong, ogrepowering voice thunders throughout the entire restroom. "Like that's ever going to happen". The door bursts open, and it.. it's Shrek! Shrek bursts out of the door, and all of his clothing, exposing his eShrekt penis. Smashmouth's song, "All Star", is playing, turned up to eleven. The force of the music is so strong, that it shreds the skin of all the Drek boys' faces, straight off. Shrek grabs all three of them, and mashes all of them together into one big ball, taking on the shape of a large onion. He tosses the Drek ball out of the window, as the screaming of students can be heard from the outside. Shrek turns to me, and.. and.. I just can't resist any more. I can't let him down. I collapse onto my hands and knees, offering myself to the Ogrelord. His eShrekt cock tears my mouth open, as Shrek lets out a mighty, Ogrewhelming roar, and fills me to the brim with his pungent Onion love. My eyes are filled with tears, tears of joy. Tears of serenity, as I pass out onto the bathroom floor. I awaken in the intensive care unit, covered in copious amounts of onion juice. I went on to graduate High School, and recieve a scholarship for a prestigious university. Thank you, Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
