"South! South east! Next location is south!!"
A loud, screeching crow screams to us in both English and Japanese.
Wait.. this crow can talk?! And talk English..?!
"I get it! I get it! Can you please-"
"CAW"
"PLEASE!!!"
Some other strange voice screeches, startling tanjiro and I.
"I BEG OF YOU PLEASE- MARRY ME!!"
I look over, some yellow headed kid is screaming to some poor girl about marriage. Which reminds me.. what year are we even in?? This isn't modern Japan is it?
"I don't know when I'll die'. So please- marry me!"
Getting married so young is a strange concept..
and absolutely not in style anymore.
"Hey!"
I grab the color of yellow head of the poor girl he's begging.
"Quit it you! What well mannered boy begs for attention! You just look desperate!"
I scold the boy, however he's seems smittenly distracted
"AHHHH! A FOREIGN GODDESS COME TO SAVE ME!!"
what the heavens
He's on his kneee, begging me now to marry him. I grunt is disgust trying to pry his grubby fingers off.
"GET- OFF OF ME!"
"WHAT THE HELL!"
Tanjiro grabs yellow freak off of me
"Are you doing in the middle of the road! Can't you see they don't want you! And you're bothering the sparrows too!"
"Ah, the uniform! I know you, form final selection!"
"I DEFINITELY DONT KNOW YOU!"
"Eh-?! We've met! Don't act all crazy!"
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"Alright you lady, you should head home now."
"Thank you very much-"
"HEY!-"
Crazy yellow kid screams
"She still needs to marry me!"
I sigh, not really understanding but getting the premise.
"Shame on you!"
The girl slaps him, well, who could say I didn't see it coming. She keeps slapping him over and over again aggressively.
"Calm down for a moment!"
Tanjiro yelped, pulling her off yellow guy.
"When did I ever say I liked you!! I only saw you squatted on the road and asked if you were okay!!
"What?! You mean tot ell me you didn't do that because you were deeply in love with me?!"
"No!! Im already engaged! I see your perfectly fine so one leaving!!"
They shout quite barbarically at each and the girl leaves, the yellow boy is on the ground begging her not to leave, but then turns to tanjiro
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𝘚𝘛𝘜𝘕𝘕𝘌𝘙 || Demon Slayer
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