Shrek AU (Pt. 1)

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(Royal Bodyguard Goldilocks)

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(Royal Bodyguard Goldilocks)

Goldilocks couldn't believe the luck she'd had for the past while in her life: First meeting Shrek and Donkey after she'd helped her bear family escape the cruel Lord Farquad, to going on the quest to save Princess Fiona who turned out to be an ogre herself and ended up falling in love with Shrek, and then the journey to Far Far Away to meet Fiona's parents. Which was rocky at first since Goldi did also do her best at a first impression. Helping Shrek steal a true love potion and dealing with the wicked Fairy Godmother and her jerk of a son. Now she was a royal bodyguard and tasked to help the royal family. Although, she did wish to maybe find someone to spend her life with since she'd always admired Shrek and Fiona's relationship and had seen several couples passing by while she was in town. Puss along with her bear family knew about her wish, but they kept it to themselves since they wanted to let Goldi find her soulmate instead of trying to set her up on dates. Now here she was, her task of assisting Shrek on the journey to find the heir after King Harold's death: He and Lillian saw that she had real spunk and a good heart underneath her tough exterior. Only one day of traveling by boat, and she was ready to see who Arthur Pendragon looked like. She'd even told Shrek that even though he was feeling doubtful about his upcoming parenthood, she would be happy to be of assistance in any way possible: Most likely babysitting.

As Goldi along with the trio stood outside the door of the building that read Worcestershire, Donkey being the silly animal he was clearly mispronounced what it said.

Donkey: "Wor-ces-ter-shireee. Now that sounds fancy." Goldie just chuckles a bit.

Shrek: "It's Worcestershire."

Donkey: "Like the sauce!? Mmmm... It's spicy!"

Goldi: "Am I sensing an upcoming sauce challenge?"

Donkey: "You're on, Goldi."

The drawbridge to the castle then dropped, indicating the quartet to enter.

Donkey: "Oohh! They must be expecting us."

As they enter, a horse whinnies behind them revealing to be a medieval school bus. Some of the students obviously screamed at Shrek while a few male students took notice of Goldi as the bus entered through the gate.

Donkey: "What in the shista-shire kind of place is this?"

Goldi: "I have a feeling that this is not exactly what we expected."

Shrek: "Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school."

Both Donkey's and Goldie's eyes go wide. "High school?!"

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