*starissa is a joined account of two people, FYI*
You know what, I'm not going to rant. Screw this! Okay, maybe I will.
This ranting is done by Starburst and I (Marissa)...so now you know.. ?
As being the Marissa I am, I am sponsoring the Idiot(s) of the Day!
Here's a start>>> on the side is a YouTube video of an idiot.
The picture represents my emotion towards that common grammar mistake>>>
:) Read on.
Rant By: Marissa
Don't Read This. No, seriously, it's a book. Or was. Nevermind, I found that shit.
When I saw multiple times before, I was very tempted to click it.
Who names a book Don't Read This when the title clearly states for readers not to read this? Apparently some author. No hate towards her, just dislike of the book.
I mean, come ON! It used to be on the 6th spot of humor! This kind of dogshit needs to go down!
It's a one page story! No wait, let me click it.
OH SHIT HUMAN CURIOSITY GOT TO ME! RUN!
It's only like 5 little words.
"U little rebel I like you"
AT LEAST INSERT SOME PUNCTUATION! IF YOU'RE GOING TO CREATE SOME SHITTY BOOK, AT LEAST GET THE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR RIGHT! THIS STORY IS NOT NEEDED!
'U' is supposed to be YOU. How hard is it to spell out the full word of 'u'? 'U' is just some letter! Then you need to add in some semi-colon or a comma. THEN, you need a period or punctuation mark at the end of the sentence! It's COMMON grammar!
Like common sense!
I hate, hate shit like these one page stories that are useless.
If authors of these shit want people to laugh, I'm probably laughing at their pathetic ability to make a single sentence with obvious struggle. I'm looking for actual, real stories. One with a plot, conflict, characters, theme, moral, and all that crap.
No, I'm not saying that it's illegal to make one page stories. Sure, go make one, but make sure it's at least a higher quality of an average intelluctual human. It could be a poem! Just not some shit that was mashed together like mashed potatoes and horrible gravy.
*~Marissa~*
YOU ARE READING
Idiots on the Block - Ranting Book
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