if all the tf 2 mercenaries appear in the hazbin hotel universe. The story takes place in an alternative timeline where the mercs go and get engineer but don't get heavy's sister. But because they have taken a lot of time admin manages to kill them...
- what's this guy's deal exactly. He won't stop playing with unicorns and why is he holding a flamethrower.-said angel while pointing to pyro- and every time i hear him talking he's mumbling - oh you mean pyro. Trust me you don't know what his deal is. I am mercenary i fear no man but that thing. It scares me. No one knows what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask.-heavy
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- i know he might look friendly at the surface but nobody knows what's this man's deal. If he even is a man. Nobody except probably administrator or miss Pauline. And administrator is a traitor and about miss Pauline nobody knows where she is. The last time we saw her was right before we died.-heavy - that man must be really hardcore with his victims - angel said in horny voice. - ye he actually is he doesn't spare anyone but as you see he acts like a child pyro is a fascinating person but he's still in our team and we can't let a teammate down. - said heavy as he was talking a sandwich from the fridge.- Anyway want a sandvich.
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- sure what does it have. - you know the usual lettuce, tomato, cheese, ham. - said heavy as he passed the sandwich to angel. - this is pretty good actually - said angel as he was eating it. - told you i make the best sandwiches in entire Russia. - hey guys what are you talking about - said Charlie as she cane into the room. - nothing just discussing pyro and eating sandwiches -heavy - sandwiches? - ye here take one- heavy tossed her one - this is yummy - charlie with full mouth. -the best from Russia. Does anyone want a banana. - oh yes daddy.- angel - ok here you go- heavy tossed the banana to angel -oh yes i love putting big long things in my mouth.- said angel while susly eating the banana A loud noise was heard in the next room - what was noise - said heavy - let's go and see. They went to the room and saw niffty running from pyro. - hahahahhahuuhuhuh-pyro - what happened.- charlie - well... I popped fire guy's unicorn ballon- niffty
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- dear god - heavy Pyro started setting the hotel on fire . - hey there buddy can you just calm down a little you know fire is bad. - said Charlie in a calm voice while heavy was showing her a sign to stop talking. - HUHAUAHAHHHAUAHHAUA- said pyro angrily and pointed the flamethrower at Charlie. She was starting to turn demon mode - ok pyro stop. She is not our enemy. She meant she likes fire a lot ye that's what she ment. - huhhahha- pyro a little calmed- huahhahahahauh- responed a little angrily - don't worry niffty will blow a new balloon - but i don't want to - i said niffty will blow a new balloon - fine - if you want to spread fire go to the fireplace or outsi...- said charlie - ENGIIIII- heavy - YEE- engi - COME HERE- heavy - OK - engi Engineer came to the room - what do you want - can you make one of the corners of the building fireproof - just that ok let me get my materials 5 minutes later - ok done anything else. - no that's all thank you. Pyro now you can spread as much fire as you want on the corner. - ok from now on there will be ine more rule. NO ONE TOUCHES PYRO'S STUFF AND FIRE CORNER.- said Charlie. - ok that's fine by me- angel- heya heavy do have more of this sandwiches. Angel and heavy left the room
