dillema pt 1

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One day the Luscious little pretty boy known as flakey wakey Was sitting on a table and then his beautiful gorgeous Lovely luscious husband Tilly Willy Milly Billy Silly Tilly. Came up to him and bent him over the table so fast.

Faster than you can say "we the people in order to form a more perfect Union.
Established justice in short , domestic tranquility provide for the comment defense , promote the general etc etc etc"

Silly Tilly started banging flakey so fucking hard that he almost turned inside out But didnt

"AAAAUUÆUUGAAGGHHHHHHHHHH FÆUUUUCK TILLLYYYY"

Roarchard Krispy walked in and the the scene before his roachy eyes and busted so hard in his pants that he ripped a fucking hole in the space time continuum.

SUDDENLY

The door opens and Pauly wally, Oliver woliver, schneider whiner, walked in at the same time.

"Waooh!!, what is that"

Paul asked cutely.

Richard turned around and as he was being sucked into the portal he said

"Come and find out my precious angel!!"

Flake got sucked in and till was still attached to hi when it happened so he went to.

Paul jumped in cuz he was in heat for his roachard Krispy man.

Oliver looked at schneider and they went into the portal.

Ollie's legs were to fucking long to go in so he held onto the outside of the portal while schneider slowly crawled down.

Oliver looked down to schneider and saw him shaking and whining so fucking hard he thought he was inbred.

Turns out schneider secretly had a kink for being sucked into space time continumms.

Oliver crawled back out and got schneider, he decided that they would stay in the Normal world.

MEANWHILE.

"PUSH!!"

"AAAUUUUGH!!!!"

"PUUUUSH!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

*pop*

Tilly picked up the fetus.

"Congratulations Mr flakey, here's your offspring"

Till sat in the bed with flake and almost pushed him off cuz he's a fucking overweight fatass.

"Isn't he so cute flakey"

Till looked to flakey and saw his sweet baby boy bbg asleep after giving birth.

"Welp...... what the he'll do I do with this thing???"

MEANWHILE

Schneider and Ollie are playing.

"Go fish."

"Kill yourself"

"What. Why?"

"Cuz we are playing chess"

"I don't know how to play chess so I've just been making the king and queen fuck and the horse guys ride."

"......oh"

THIS IS PT ONE OF THE DILLEMA

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