Ganglion kills the annoying bitches

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*One day, Ganglion and Ensanglion (brothers) were flying to Chick Fil A when they saw two female cookies kissing and holding hands, Ganglion did not let that slide*

Ensanglion: GANGLION! I know you're VERY homophobic, just let them be!.... we don't want you holding another person's mother hostage...

Ganglion: *inhales* You're right!

Ensanglion: I am?

Ganglion: yeah! instead of torturing their mother! lets just kill them!

Ensanglion: GANGLION! LEAVE. THEM. BE!!!!!!

Ganglion: make me!

*Ganglion flies down to the cookies as Ensanglion tries to catch him*

Ganglion: hey ladies, whats your nam- Ensanglion: HE WANTS TO KILL YOU FOR KISSING EACHOTHER!!!

*Ganglion slaps Ensanglion* Ganglion: THATS A LIE!!    Ensanglion: DAMN WHY'D YOU DO THIS! THAT HURT! DAMN BITCH! OWW! HAVE SOME RESPECT

Seafuck: !.... w-well my name is s-seaf-f-fairy.. and this is my girlfriend... moonlight

Ganglion: you're what again! *seafuck sweats* Seafuck: my... girlfrien-

*Ganglion grabs Seafairy*

Moonlight: woah buddy! I know shes fine but shes mine!

*Ensanglion grabs Ganglion* Ensanglion: LET GO OF HER

Ganglion: NEVER!!! *Ganglion body slams Seafuck*

*Ensanglion and moonlight gasp* 

Moonlight: MY GIRLFRIEND! Ensanglion: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!

Ganglion: HA! GANGLION WI- *Ensanglion punches Ganglion, and moonlight stomp on his face*

Ganglion: OW! DAMN *moonlight charges Ganglion but Ganglion slaps her*

Ensanglion: BRO JUST STOP! *Ensanglion grabs Ganglion, Moonlight rushes over to seafuck*

Moonlight: Seafairy! *her bitch ass starts sobbing* seafuck: M-M-M-M-Moonlight.... the pain...

Ganglion: oops! did I- *Ensanglion slaps him* Ganglion: YOU FUCKER! 

asslight: you! YOURE ALIVE! 

Ganglion: alive? who? *Ganglion starts to warm up his hands for an attack*

*Ensanglion backs away* Ensanglion: OW! GANGLION! STOP! YOU DONT WANNA DO THIS!

Ganglion: oh! well... I DO! AND NOBODY WILL STOP ME!!!!

Moonlight and seafuck: STAY BEHIND ME- Ensanglion: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES!
 AND STAY BEHIND ME!...DAMN!

Asslight: oh-okay?? *Ensanglion carries the girls away and starts to fly away from Ganglion*

Ganglion: GOODBYE! *Ganglion snipes Ensanglion out of the sky and he falls* 

Moonlight: wait! *she catches them with her stupid ass dumbass slow ass moon*

Ganglion: YOUR MOON WONT SAVE YOU!!!!

Ensanglion: FUCK! GANGLION!!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED US! IM YOUR OWN BROTHER! HOW COULD YOU!!??

Moonlight: SEAFAIRY! ....white dragon whos better than the black on- 

Ensanglion: ITS ENSANGLION BITCH!! JUST LEAVE! I can deal with my brother

Ganglion: yeah, YOU can, but not them

Moonlight Seafairy and Ensanglion: whos them *they all say in harmony while Ganglion blasts the lesbian bitch ass hoes*

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