The One Where Everyone Was Queer

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𝐇𝐞𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞! 🌸

Writer(ish), proudly bisexual, and currently very, very bored. So, since I've absolutely loved this show for as long as I can remember, I thought: why not shake things up a bit? Bc let's be honest, everything is better if it's a little fruity!

Okay. Just a couple of things before we dive in:

1) Huge fan of the original! Even with its, shall we say, lack of good representation (which I'm totally revamping here) and some questionable plotlines/jokes. This isn't me saying they're okay or that we should avoid talking about them (we totally should talk about it more, if anything), but I do get the show was made in a time where minorities were much more freely bullied or ridiculed, instead of properly portrayed. Not cool. Queerness is not a punchline for straight people to make fun of. So, I'll address sensitive topics here (homophobia, transphobia, etc.) with the seriousness they deserve, while still keeping the show's signature humor. Or my version of it, at least.

2) Speaking of changes... I took some liberties, not just with sexualities, but also phisical appearences and gender. Not the biggest of changes, just slight adjustments I thought would make the characters feel more diverse. Because come on, people, almost everyone in that show were cis-het white people with blue eyes... Which could be considered even inaccurate, if we take into account both the setting of the story and heritage of some characters.

3) English is my second language, blah blah blah you know how it goes.

That said, enjoy your reading! <3