once there was a little girl named carl, who was in love with a man named gojo. gojo had white hair and icy blue eyes which carl could get lost in at any time of the day. one day carl was walking down the street and came across a billboard that read, "gojo is coming to new jersey! get your tickets to his meet and greet now! call 1-800-gojos-hoes". once carl saw this, she was immediately intrigued and called the number on the billboard. once she had purchased her ticket, she went back home to watch jjk until the night of the meet and greet. days later, the night of the meet and greet came. carl dressed up in her best clothes and did her best emo makeup to try to impress gojo. once carl was ready, she headed to the adress on her ticket to get to the meet and greet. as she stood outside of the tall building, she realized that she was about to meet the man of her dreams. as carl opened the door, she realized how many other people were at the meet and greet, and so she needed to find a way to stand out against the crowd. carl thought it would be a wonderful idea to blast ptv out of her phone, since gojo was canonically into emo bitches. carl threw on her brightest cowboy hat to catch gojos eye, and once they made eye contact, she hit play on the song "i dont care if you're contagious" because she felt it fit witb how she felt about gojo. the second the melody of the song and the wonderful chords sung by vic entered gojos ear, he fell in love. he jumped off the stage and into carls arms, who was bursting with joy. gojo decided that it would be a great idea to take carl out to a nice dinner at wendys and order her extra cheesy fries, and so thats exactly what they did. after they ate dinner, carl and gojo went back to gojos place and they had a wonderful "dance party" and then lived happily ever
after. the end!
