(The next day, the beach-goers are back.)
Radio: And back at number one with a bullet, no surprises there, is 'Boo Lloyd: The Remix'! ♪L-L-L! L-L-L-L-O-Y-D! L-L! L-L-L-L! L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-O-Y-D, his dad and sister is bad and so is he! Boo
Lloyd! Boo Lloyd! Boo Lloyd!♪
(The beach-goers spot something in the water.)
Beach-goer 1: Huh?
Beach-goer 2: What is that?
(Garmadon's new mech emerges from the water and the beach-goers run away screaming.)
Garmadon: Hey, Green Ninja, we are back! And look what we have brought with us! (laughs)
Robin: Breaking News. Garmadon and Blackmagic is attacking the city, in a never-before-seen mech!
Citizen 1: Run! Run!
Citizen 2: Garmadon!
Citizen 3: Blackmagic!
Citizen 4: Garmadon and Blackmagic!
Garmadon: Ah, you all came out to greet us? Hey, don't run away. That's a nice little hot dog stand you got there.
Blackmagic: Ker-smash!
Robin: The ninjas are going to have their hands full with this thing!
Ninja: Ninjaaa GO!
(As Wu watches the Ninja launch into action, he gets ambushed.)
Omar: We got a message from your brother and your niece, Garmadon and Blackmagic. You want to hear it?
Wu: Oh yeah? What did he say?
Omar: (clears his throat) Blackmagic says hi and bye. Garmadon, he says you're a big, stupid, dumb, dumb with a dumb face and a big butt and your butt stinks and you smell like a butt.
Wu: ...That sounds like my brother and my niece.
Omar: Get him!
(Wu fights off various Shark Army soldiers. In the city, the Ninja are in pursuit of Garmadon and Blackmagic.)
Lloyd: Jay!
Jay: Yeah?
Lloyd: You take the air! Kai, Zane, Lilly, Cole, downtown! Nya, water.
Nya: Got it!
Lloyd: I'm going after Garmadon and Blackmagic.
Jay: Why don't I take your dad and your sister this time?
Lloyd: I got this. I'm totes profesh.
Kai: Wait, what does that mean?
Nya: I think he's trying to say he's a total professional?
Kai: Then why is he totes abbreving?
Lilly: I'm pretty sure Lloyd's nervous.
Lloyd: What?! That's... crazy talk.
Zane: Incorrect.
Lloyd: Hey, I got this! Stand down, Garmadon and Blackmagic!
Garmadon: Well, hello, Green Ninja!
Lloyd: It's time for you to Ninja-go away for good. Take this!
Computer: Mega missile mode. Left claw missile. Toenail missile. Wrist rocket. [?] Spine missile, one, two, three, four. Tongue rocket. Tail rocket, one, two. Eye missile. Other eye missile. Head missile. Other head missile. Backup head missile. Butt torpedoes.
(The weapons hit Garmadon and Blackmagic again, but this time both of them is unharmed.)
Blackmagic: Your weapons are powerless against my dad new mech.
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The Lego Ninjago Movie
FanficI don't know The Lego Ninjago Movie. An Cole & Lilly are Boyfriend & Girlfriend.
