Doyle the boil and also his brother Joyle: THE CRIMINALS

THE END

Doyle is a criminal in the year 1956, he is 25 and a criminal. He is a criminal. He is also white, 5'9 and 60KG.... and also he is a criminal. He has done such criminal things as, "robbed a bank", "killed a man" and, "murdered a policeman". Now he sits in a prison cell and awaits the day his crimes will catch up to him and he will die, because he is a criminal and he has done bad things. Doyle is on the death row and tomorrow is the day that his row gets deathed and he will be executed by a firing squad.

"This is not really a bad place to die." He says to himself. "At least it's not hot and I get some fresh air, and it's not like they'll make a show out of my death, they're just gonna do it and be done with it.". A year later they make a show about it, it is not very successful as TV's have not yet caught on in the year of 1957 and in the year of 1958 everyone had forgotten the whole thing. Except for Doyle, Doyle had escaped prison the day he was to be executed and now spends his days hiding in the wilderness.

In the year of 1961 he gets caught and is sent back to jail and the same thing happens the next year and the next year, and so on until 1974 where he actually managed to evade capture until 1978 and he's been in jail ever since. And he is now 57 years old.

Doyle is in prison again, because he is a criminal, a murderer and a bank robber and he is going to spend the rest of his life in prison. Doyle gets tired of being a human and transforms into a cool rat who does cool rat things, but oh he is also still a criminal.... He is also still a bank robber. And also a murderer.

He has no friends except for one of the guards at the prison. But even that guard only talks to him because the guy is trying to get information out of him. Doyle uses his new rat ability to escape prison and never gets caught again.

But that does not matter, because he is a bank robber and he is also a murderer, and he will not stop committing crimes. So, he goes out and does crime. He robs banks, he kills people, and he commits various other crimes. As a rat. An actual rat. He is a rat.

After several years of doing this, he realizes that he needs to change his ways. He can't keep doing what he is doing, it is not right, it is not what rats should be doing. He then gets run over by a bus and dies. THE END.

Or, alternatively, he becomes a priest. He lives in a small village, preaching to the villagers about the good word of god, and trying to convince them to follow the path of righteousness. No, he dies by a bus and also he can't speak he is a rat, well couldn't because he is dead now. THE END.

Or, if you want to be less depressing about it, he joins the circus and becomes the most famous rat in the world. He goes on tour all around the country, performing for audiences and making millions of dollars. HE DIED BY GETTING RUN OVER BY A BUS AND BECOMING THE WORLDS FIRST RAT PANCAKE!!!!! THE END.

Or maybe, just maybe, he doesn't die at all. He simply retires, and spends the rest of his life living out his dream. He doesn't have any family or friends, he doesn't have any possessions, and he doesn't have anything else that ties him to this world. He is alone. He is always alone. The only thing that matters to him is himself, and his own survival. That's what it means to be a rat, after all. Okay, let us get serious...

He does not die, and instead goes off to live his life. He is a rat. He is a bank robber, he is a murderer and he is a criminal.

He goes to live his life.

Now this is a story about a man named Joyle, the brother of Doyle, who is a criminal. He is a criminal and also he is a bank robber, a murderer and a thief.

Jyle is in the year 2018, the year 2017 is still not here and so Jyle is not yet born. Anyways let's go back to Joyle in the year 1958, his brother had just been caught after being on the run for the year and not it is Joyle's mission to free his brother Doyle from the prison we call prison.

Joyle is now a member of the gang called the Mafia, he is now a bank robber, a thief and a murderer and is not a nice man. He is very scary, very dangerous and is the sort of person that will kill you without even blinking an eye. Infact he hasn't blinked in the last 25 years, he is 25 years old by the way just putting that out there. Infact he is a statue that's why he doesn't blink because statues don't blink that's why.

He is a statue and now it's the year 2008, the year 2007 isn't here so Joyle isn't born yet, and Doyle is still in jail. Doyle and Joyle are actually a time travalling brother duo and Joyle is currently on his 100th attempt at rescuing his brother from prison. He has tried every possible way and every possible plan to break Doyle out of prison and now he has a plan to break Doyle out of the year and not the prison.

It's not going to work but Joyle is determined to save his brother and not give up.

Joyle's plan is simple, he is going to travel back in time and kill his mother before she is able to give birth to him. Joyle does so and then seizes to exist as does Doyle. Joyle is a complete fucking moron and forgot that if he killed his mother in the past that it would make it so that him and his brother never ever existed. I mean technically Doyle is no longer in prison so maybe Joyle isn't so dumb afterall.

Doyle is a criminal, he is a criminal, a murderer and a bank robber and a thief. He is a criminal and that is all that matters.

Joyle is a criminal too, and also he is a bank robber and a murderer and also a thief and also also he is a criminal.

They are both criminals and that is all they are, nothing more, nothing less, just a couple of criminals.

And then they went to jail. The End.

Or, they could become the kings of the world.