"Group Leader, we need to win this war. We have been edging for so long but all the continents combined have larger edge streaks than us and basically mog us. The USA doesn't have a chance of winning this. We haven't had a chance since Europe took all of our resources and teamed up with every other continent. They even got Skibidi Toilet on us! We barely survived!" Tomato Face Boy utters. Group Leader hesitates, and thinks for a second. "Tomato Face, bring Turkish Quandale Dingle in here. He is one of our smartest thinkers he will know what to do." Tomato Face Boy has a look of defeat on his face, like he had already given up. "Yes, Group Leader."
About 10 minutes later, Turkish Quandale Dingle enters the board room with a dusty, comically large book and slams it on the table. Dust flies everywhere and Group Leader starts hacking dust, almost throwing up. "Group Leader, I know what to do." Turkish Quandale Dingle yells out shyly and cutely.
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y/n and the gooning wars
Mystery / ThrillerRaya Porter from the series, Y/N x Finn Wolfhard, playing Y/N is summoned back to life when the united forces are in need of help in the gooning wars.
