*You wake up in a room on a bunk bed, alerted by the loud sound of a horn. *
i fall of the top bunk Ahh ahh
The drill instructors walk in
D: WAKE UP!!
*They notice that the you fell off the upper bunk.
D: GET DOWN HERE! NOW!
i get up and stand at attention
They examine you up and down
D: WHAT'S YOUR NAME!?
uh Foxtrot, sir.
The drill instructor get right in you face
D: WHAT ARE YOU?!
FOXTROT, SIR.
He leans even closer
D: DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS SOLDIER? DO YOU KNOW WHO you ARE IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND?!?
no, sir.
D: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO LISTEN TO ORDERS!
yes, sir.
D: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME SIR!?!
im sorry you didn't tell me what to call you
D: YOU CALL ME DRILL SERGEANT DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?
Yes, Drill Sergeant.
D: GOOD. NOW GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS
i say in my head for fuck sakes *i drop and give 20
The drill instructor comes back over to you
D: NOW DO 20 MORE FOR THINKING.i finally finnish
D: WHEN DID I TELL YOU TO STOP SOLDIER!?
But Drill Sergeant i did the 40 you asked me to do
D: CAN YOU NOT COUNT TO 20?! IS THAT IT? THEN LET ME MAKE IT EVEN SIMPLER FOR YOU! START COUNTING PUSHUPS, AND DO THEM UNTIL I TELL YOU TO STOP. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SOLDIER?!!
yes sergean
The drill sergeant starts to walk away
D: AND I BETTER NOT FIND ANY SLACK OR I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS!i finish all 20
The drill sergeant hasn't noticed that you finished yet
D: KEEP GOING UNTIL I TELL YOU TO STOP, DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!!i do push ups
The drill sergeant looks back
D: ARE THOSE ALL YOUR GOT SOLDIER? DO MORE.i do even more
The drill sergeant finally stops you
D: DID I TELL YOU TO STOP SOLDIER?!no sarge
D: THEN DO MORE SOLDIER!!
its finaly lunch
The drill instructor comes back in
DS: ARE YOU TAKING A BREAK OR SOMETHING SOLDIER!? GET BACK TO PUSH-UP SOLDIER!!!sarge please