fyodor x my friend

how it all started

Fuodors pov

"BLAHHH AHHHAAAHHH GUUUGUUUGAAGAAA!!!! " I woke up to the sound of someone crying. I asked nicolai and he told me that sigma was just acting out.

Sigma was a 3 year oldchild i had stolen from a hospital.

How i wish I hadn't.

I ignored both the two rats because i had work to do so i stood up from my bed and changed into my clothes (idk what fyodor wears).

I went out of the house we had borrowed from a friend (he threatened the housekkeper) and-

Oh wait! I haven't introduced myself! My bad, my name is fyodor Dostoevsky and i am the leader of the cult 'choke the cat with the bell'. We had only one goal in mind. An ideal world dominated by rats.

Dogs and cats can go jump off a cliff 🙄.

As i was introducing myself to an imaginary audience in my mind because im delusional and think I'm the main character because im obviously aan attention seeker, I bumped into someone.

I was pushed back a little and after I stabalized my, I looked up and locked my eyes with the most beautiful, gorgeous, alluring, appealing, attractive, exquisite, lovely, magnificent, ravishing, stunning, pulchritudinous eyes I had ever seen.

I stammered and tried not to embaress myself in front of the dazzling female.

"I-i-i-i-- y-y-you! Ho-how dare you bump into m-me!" I internally cursed myself for stuttering as I imagined our enimies to lovers love story then our marriage

O god im so delusional 🕺🐭

(and dead)

She looked at me from head to toe, then blinkef.

Once

Twice

And then she replied, "you look like you sneaked out of your grave an hour ago" her voice was angelic and everything I had imagined her voice to sound like. I blused at the compliment and replied

"Oh ahaha im too young to die don't you think?" no

She suddenly got a call from someone and i heard her mumblr "shit it's that loser dazai"

I saw as she walked away while picking up her phone and i followed her with my eyes till I couldn't see her anymore.

Gosh, she was so pretty. i want to stalk her. I made up my mind that moment that she will be mine and only mine 😈😈...

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Hiiiiiii <333

I wrote this for @DostoyevskyMyBeloved
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on't read this if you are not her okay? 😡

I would very much appreciated if you use napoleon in place of yn 🥰

I'll probably update randomly. My physics book giving me lots of jump scares these days 🥰
Also newton looks kinda nice tbh personally i'd smash😍/hj
(send help💀)

Severely unedited

bye

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