"You've got to be fucking kidding me? It's you?"
"Oh great it's the arrogant ex piano genius."
"And the stupid fucking violinist."
October 13, 1993. 3:09pm
[Tourma]: I'm down
[Bloodaqua]: Wow
[Tourma]: What?
[Bloodaqua]: Didn't think I'd ever have anybody hit my line for anything, let alone...
[Tourma]: Let's not delve into WHY I sent the message just that the fact I sent it huh?
[Bloodaqua]: Says the friendless one hitting up a stranger because....
[Tourma]: Aren't you also friendless for posting this up on the community board? Look do you wanna do this or not?
[Bloodaqua]: Imagine if somebody read this message out of context
[Tourma]: You wish big boy
[Bloodaqua]: You said I'm big and you haven't even seen me yet so?
[Tourma]: I was just being nice don't push it
[Bloodaqua]: If that's your definition of nice no wonder you have no friends
[Tourma]: I could say the same about you
[Bloodaqua]: Hate to cut this insanely intellectual conversation short but my dipshit doormie is home?
[Tourma]: Unfortunately I also have to cut this conversation short to not get charged with the murder of a roommate
[Bloodaqua]: Next time we should try to find out who has a more murderable roommate
[Tourma]: Next time?
[Bloodaqua]: You can read shortstack.
Tourma has left the chat. 6:13pm
"Shortstack? He doesn't even fucking know me?"
"Seems like an accurate statement to me."
"Shut the fuck up doormat."
"Brainlessolinist."
"Says the bitch who quit because he wasn't good enough."
"And what do you know about being good enough? Didn't you lose your nationals?"
"Don't talk about shit you don't know about."
"Then go to your room and leave me alone."
"I fucking pay rent here too motherfucker.. so what are you making for dinner dipshit."
"The same thing I do every day you piece of shit, take a bowl and get out of my sight."
A/N: Hey guysssssss! I'm baaaack ! I hit a brick wall with btmas so take this story while I try to come back 🥰
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FanfictionI wish I never met you I only ever had you The worst day of my life was when I logged into that chatroom. Did you mean the best day of my life? "Make friends." they said, "Nothing will ever be the same." Goddamnit why'd they have to be right?