Nike: Happy Early Birthday, Mochi-chan
America: WOO-HOO! BRING ON THE CAKE!
Io-kun: *smacks him* you're too loud.
Tsumiki: I-Io....
Nike: Psy?
Psy: *on the computer* I didn't do it
Nike: I was gonna ask where did you put the cake...
Psy: Romano has it. *yells* ROMMMAAANOO! BRING THE CAKE!
Romano: Shut the hell up, you psycho-bastard! I got it
Psy: Love you too, asshole
Mochi: You bought cake?
Nike: Me and Psy made cake. Vanilla with strawberry icing.
Psy: Mmhm
Mochi: Thank you
Nike: ....Noooow....Smash. Psy vs. Tsumiki. WIN FOR YOUR MAN!
Tsumiki: *blushes*
Sakaki: Just so you know..Tsumiki's really good at these types of games
Nike: So is Psy. Anyway, Mochi-chan, your gift is at the beginning of the chapter
Mochi: Is that technically breaking the fourth wall?
Nike: We get saved by Deus Ex Machina and you question stuff now? You died a couple times remember?
Mochi-chan:...Meh.
Xone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SENPAI!!!
Nike: STFU. Upperclassmen are talking.
Xone: *turns to Psy* Notice me Senpai!
Psy: HOW 'BOUT NOOO!
Italy: Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
Germany: (I'm surrounded by idiots)
Nike: Now Tsumitty...Psych...BEGIN THE MATCH!!
Psy: Did you call me Psych? After the TV show?
Nike: I remember we watched the pilot episode to-
Io-kun: Do well Tsumiki. *smiles*
Tsumiki: *mild nose bleed*
Nike: Ship it
Psy: Did you just st-
Mayoi: Let's start!!
Hime: Yay! Do well, Tsumiki!
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Nike: When the fuck did y'all get here?
Psy: Villager is mine
Tsumiki: I choose..Ness
Nike: Match start!
Nyan-tan: YAAY! TSUMIKI!
Inu and Key-tan: YAYY! PSYLENCO!
Nike: Ok..I can take personified countries...but personified zodiac animals??....Fuck it why not.
*Starts Match*
*Five hours later*
Nike: NO ONE LOST A DAMN LIFE!
Mochi: How does that work?
Tsumiki: I quit.*falls asleep*
Psy: I win. Fuck this shit I'm out
*walks out*
Nike: The end. I'm done
*also walks out*
******
Happy Birthday, man!
