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For the past week or so, you have been filled with joy. The weird al yankovic concert you bought tickets for is finally today! The seat that you bought is a VIP ticket in the front right in the middle of the stadium. Unfortunately, you are going alone, so you're wedged in the middle of 2 random people while watching.

You arrive at the stadium 1 hour early, since you wanted to see the band early before the concert tour, and you wanted to kill some time. You enter the  stadium, and immediately see one of Al's crew members rush to the stage and back before your very eyes. It was easy to tell it was a crew member because all of them, except Al and the band, are wearing shirts with the big "WEIRD AL YANKOVIC, THE RIDICULOUSLY SELF INDULGENT ILL ADVISED VANITY TOUR" symbol on it.

After a few minutes of checking out the entrance, you decide to check in your ticket now, and walk up to the lady behind the ticket stand. "Hi, what show are you seeing today?" She asks you. "The Weird Al Yankovic concert!!" You reply. You give her your ticket, and she gives you one of those paper wristbands to show your identification that you are watching. "The show starts in more than an hour, why are you here so early?" The girl ponders. "I wanted to see the band before the show.." You try to explain. "Ohh.. i feel like al isnt really accepting fans to stalk him or the band before the show.. but I guess if you be sneaky..you can catch a glimpse of them! I mean..that's with my experience of going to concerts.." She replies. You thank her, wave her off goodbye and go on with your experience.

Soon, a few people come into the venue, so you decide to sit down at your seat. But before that, you quickly use the washroom. You walk to the washroom, to find out it's a one stall all gender washroom. It turns out that they could afford hundreds of seats, a good quality stadium, lights, and even a projector for their venue, but not the good quality for common facilities, such as washrooms. The doorknob on the washroom is locked, and luckily, no one is before you, so you wait patiently for the person to come out.

20 minutes pass, and your barely holding  in. One more minute of this torture and you'd go insane! You furiously knock on the washroom door waiting for this person to come out, but no response is heard from the other end. More people gather behind you, having the same agony as you are, until the person in the stall comes out.

Surprisingly, it's the person you're here to see; weird al yankovic! He bursts out the washroom and runs off, as a strong smell of feces emits from the stall. You enter the restroom and close the door, to find that Al infact didn't take any dumps at all, the natural scent of the washroom just smelled bad. You flush the toilet bowl in disgust just to be safe. It was very embarrassing to see the act that you bought show tickets for to be using the restroom, but after all, he is a human.

You return to the venue and sit down in your seat. The show is just about to begin! Al walks out from the back, and sits down on the stool. He looks very tired, which is understandable for a guy that's in his 60s that is in the middle of a long tour. "Al should really take a break once in a while!" You think.

After all of the other concert goers leave, one of the staff guide the VIP members (including you) to a separate area, where you take a photo with him, and he gives you a signed poster. The downside of all of this is that they're still taking COVID precautions, so there's a plastic barrier between you and Al. This is very upsetting to you, but the show was already good, so you let it slide.

You go up to take your picture with Al, and realize you haven't decided a pose yet! You quickly come up with a pose that's simple, but clever. You demonstrate the pose to him; right leg up, head tilted slightly, and the heart gesture with your hands. He nods, and you both do the pose. For your second photo, you do a simple one, and pose with your arms crossed as Al does his signature arm on the side pose.