Kyle's Pov:
Today in science class, we were learning chemistry.
The teacher sighs.
Mr. Mackey: Okay, guys!! I know you guys are all in fourth grade, but chemistry is important!!
Eric: Important?!?! My ass!!
I glared at him, annoyed.
Mr. Mackey: THERE WILL BE PARTNERS.
I instantly looked at Stan, and he looked back, and Eric, Kenny.
But the teacher shakes his head, shaking his finger, too.
Mr. Mackey: Nah uh. I've studied the way some of you behave towards eachother... And I think I'm going to do an experiment. Kyle, Eric. YOU GUYS will be partners. Craig, Tweak. You guys are together. Wendy, Bebe!!
We all groaned.
Craig: BUT I FUCKING HATE TWEAK!!
Kyle: AND I HATE CARTMAN!!
Mr. Mackey: No, you don't!! Maybe you secretly like eachother...
Tweak: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIKE CRAIG?!?!
Kyle: AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LIKE FAT ASS?!?!
Eric: AYE!! I'M NOT A FATASS!! YOU STUPID JEW!!
Instantly, I went to hit him.
He started hitting back, and people started cheering.
Mr. Mackey pulled us apart, growling.
Mr. Mackey: NO. This is EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. You guys need to be friends... Love eachother!!
Eric: EWWW GAYYY!!! HAHAHAHAH FAGGOT!!
Kyle: You shut the fuck up Cartman!!
Eric: STUPID JEWWW!!
Kyle: NEITHER OF US ARE GAY. Cartman, I SWEAR TO GOD. You piss me off one more time...
Mr. Mackey: OKAYYY... Let's not, okay? Kenny and stab, you will be paired. As usual, Jimmy and Timmy, Tolkien and Nicole, Butters... With Bebe!!
Butters screamed of happiness.
I sighed, rolling my eyes.
Mr. Mackey: TODAY WE WILL BE EXPERIMENTING WITH MENTOS AND COCO COLA!!
Just then, the project started, and me and cartmen were put together.
I huffed, fuming.
Eric's Pov:
I was stuck with a stupid Jew.
Kyle sighs, taking a deep breath.
Kyle: Okay, soo... First we need some of these... CARTMAN WILL YOU PLEASEE STOP IT!!
Eric: This is STUPID!! AGHH!!
Kyle: QUIT FUCKING PUTTING THE MENTOS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE!! PUT IT IN THE THING!!
Eric: NO!!
Kyle: UGH!! GIVE ME THAT!! *reaches for him*
Meanwhile.
Stan's Pov:
I was glancing over at Kyle and Eric, who were now fighting again.
I sighed.
Stan: Uh oh... This isn't gonna go well...
Kyle: YOU SON OF A B-
Just then, Mr. Mackey pulls them apart right before they're about to accidentally kiss.
I gasp, covering my mouth.
So does Kenny.
Mr. Mackey: BOYS!! STOP THAT!!
Kyle: HE STARTED IT!! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO PAIR ME UP WITH THIS BITCH!!
Mr. Mackey: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU'RE ONLY A FOURTH GRADER!! AND BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS IMPROVE!!
Eric: I HATE HIM WITH ALL MY LJFE!!
Kyle: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNGRATEFUL RAT!! I ONCE SAVED YOU FROM THAT MURDER BUNNY!!
Eric: SO?!?!
Kyle: AT LEAST APPRECIATE IT!!
Eric: I'd appreciate it if you were DEAD!!
Just then, they started slapping eachother again, and started rolling on the ground.
People kept cheering, and once again, another accidental kiss.
I gasped, covering my eyes.
Stan: Oh my god... These two bitches are sooo gay- You can't tell me otherwise.
Kenny mumbles in agreement.
Kenny: Yeah!!
Eric: BITCH DID YOU JUST ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY KISS ME AGAIN!! GET OFF OF ME!!
Kyle: NO, BITCH!! YOU ALSO DID TOO!! FATASS!!
Kenny's Pov:
I've had enough of this.
As a quiet person, I had to separate them.
I mumbled.
Kenny: KYLE, ERIC!! Quit acting zesty!!
Kyle: WE AREN'T EVEN TRYING TOO!!
Eric: Yeah, POOR ASS!!
Kenny: HEY!!
I grumbled, my eyebrows making an angry expression.
Kyle's Pov:
Just then, the bell rang.
It was history class.
Finally.
Me and Eric went off of eachother, still mad at eachother.
We got our stuff, then left without talking, to our next class.
Me and Eric had the next class together, too, and he was right next to me.
We arrived at class, where we scooted away from eachother.
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Playful Enemies-Kyman
FanfictionKyle and Eric are two enemies who are also friends. Whenever Kyle gets in a fight with Eric and hurts him, watching Eric cry makes him feel sad.
