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It doesn't matter how old you are, if a balloon is about to hit the floor, you dive for that shit.
I smile because your my family , I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it !
The fact that jellyfish survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.
You know how you can smack something to get it to work?
I wish I could do that with people.
My diet plan: Give all my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look!
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your live.
-Movie-
Woman: Let go of my hand or we both die!
Man: No, there's no way I'm going to leave you.
-Real life-
Woman: Fuck , pull me up!!!!
Man: Let go of my hand, bastard! Die for your own good!!!
Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.
When somebody touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
That awkward moment when your late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you've killed someone.
That moment when you do a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
Parent's logic: It's 8 am on a Saturday...I think I'll vacuum.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in the cage. But laughing at you.
Dear radio ,
Is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?!?!
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and six in the other. What do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.
We all have that one teacher who's like, " Don't pack up yet, there's still 24 seconds till the bell rings..."
If I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic. What about if I drink Fanta? I'm FANTASTIC!
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Ultimate Book of Laughter
RandomNeed a laugh? You've come to the right place! This book is not responsible for anybody who died laughing . I do not own most of theses jokes, they are for mere amusement purposes only, credit to the owners!
