Mornings For: CRK

01 - Vampire cookie

Starting off this whole thing, we have the lazy vampire cookie! Always sleeping in the most random places imaginable.

Featuring his serious, smart sister, alchemist cookie!

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Vampire cookie doesn't usually wake up early, especially on cold and cloudy days where its less warm, some cookies even stay inside. But occasionally when he does wake up, he goes through a little routine.

The first thing he does is sleep in a couple more minutes. Just a few won't hurt.

Some more minutes.. It won't be too long before he gets ready.

Eventually he sleeps again, you can't blame him though? The weather is perfect for sleeping in (for some atleast)

Usually alchemist cookie has to slap some sense into her lazy, immature alcoholic brother. Quite literally sometimes, when vampire cookie doesn't come out of his coffin after her loud and annoying reminders to wake up and get ready, she has to gently pound on his coffin untill he awakes, its to get him up and ready ofcourde, otherwise his alcoholic smell will reek everywhere in the house.

When vampire cookie IS awake. He actually begins his morning routine.

First he grabs the absolute nearest beverage he could spot with his still cloudy eyes, that isn't orange juice, ofcourse. He takes some minutes to sit down and lazily drink. It helps him energize for the day.

Alcoholic drinks like wine (which is usually what he drinks) results in vampire cookie entering his coffin again for a suttle and  "quick" nap, alchemist cookie is very done with him from you can most definetly tell.

After this, vampire cookie sluggishly walks outside of his room and into the living room, which promps him to sit on the couch and sit down, lazily shutting his eyes for a quick nap like a deadbeat father in his mid-50s would, alchemist cookie prefers he get on his own 2 feet and be productive for once, but at the very least he's awake right?

Alchemist cookie is the one to make him his "breakfast" however when he doesn't wake up early it would technically be his lunch. Alchemist cookie sometimes cooks for him and its usually a warm, freshly cooked jelly bacon, adorned in a rich and flavourfull ketchup with some spices

(he barely notices the extra spices and sauce she adds because he's half asleep most of the time, but the effort is what counts)

With a side of a freshly baked sunny-side up egg. She doesn't realize it yet, but vampire cookie is much greatful for this. And more appreciative of her cooking.

(Even if its burnt, sometimes)

Vampire cookie would usually stay on the couch as alchemist cookie hands him his freshly cooked 'breakfast', while alchemist cookie eats on the table, like a proper cookie should be doing. Vampire cookie snatches the remote, which is sometimes already on his hand, even before he walks into the living room. But sometimes he would come and eat with alchemist cookie when he notices she's visibly stressed or worried, it calms her down seeing her brother doing this for her.

Now when vampire cookie is full, he always takes a quick nap on the couch, which helps him rejuvinate before he steps outside to visit the one and only sparkling cookie, laze around in his bar for half of the folowing night and ofcourse, drink his wonderful booze.

But wait, alchemist cookie needs her brother to freshen up first because he smells like dog shit!

Vampire cookie does go to the bathroom to freshen up a little, he (sometimes) brushes his teeth. But not always..!

He rinses himself a little, sometimes scrubs himself when alchemist cookie reminds him to. What would usually end up happening is he would sleep inside the bathtub for some minutes, its alright since he's washing up in a way.

After taking a "bath" he starts to dry himself with a towel, after almost sleeping again he finally really get ready, putting on his clothes

(that are totally not the clothes he wore yesterday, or the day before yesterday.)

Then, since he's done everything he should've done he now may actually leave and start the day, alchemist cookie is worried as hell for her brother, from the day she had to pull him out of the oven. But hes her brother, and siblings should look out for each other, even if the other one is an alchoholic sloth. She cares deeply for him, and inside she knows he deeply cares for her too.