Together at last

Somebody tell me what's going on here?!

We all sat down together me in the middle of them both Jason sat kind of to the side as mom scolded us. No one of you twins and Farrah though I'm not sure which of you other girls right now but I know it was Farrah's plan and and she got Jason involved and made her think it was both of you girls ideas but one of the two of you again not sure which one at the moment because I'm so drunk but you and your sister told me that your father knew I'd be coming here today. And I'm here to tell you that the man I saw in the elevator just now has no idea we're even on the same planet let alone in the same hotel! You saw dad already? Annie asked her. She told us that the man looked basically as pale as a ghost like she was ghost of bloody Christmas past. As she laid on the couch like she was in therapy which probably after all of this we probably would all need.

She asked one of us any of us to go get her something cold for her head. She asked about how if we thought she ever thought what it would be like to see dad again after all of these years especially since I go back and forth to both of them pretty all the time. Annie got up to get an ice rag for mom as we all kept listening to what she had to say. But then said she saw him with his arms wrapped around another woman's arms was not the scenario she had in her mind no sirree. Which was why we had to get them back together in the first place. And then Martin came in whistling wearing nothing but a speedo with a towel on his shoulder as she *gasped* in shock the rest of us snickering mom putting the cold towel on her forehead. She asked him what he was doing?! He said he was gonna go for a dip in the pool asked if she minded she said no not at all that that was perfectly perfect. And to have fun as he grabbed the sunscreen someone might as well be having fun.

And then he ran into Chessie as they looked into each other's eyes. Chessie this is our butler Martin. How do you do Chessie greeted I'm her butler she turned to one of the other girls and myself since I go back and forth. Martin picked up her hand to kiss it Enchantée Mademoiselle. Gee the pleasure is all mine monsieur she told him. And then mom kept scolding us. Girls you are going to tell me right now why you lied and brought me here without telling your father! She stood up to look down at us. Were they well that's good? Well I'm just gonna go back to my room and check out the old mini bar situation Martin said he'd join her but mom stopped them. She asked us if there was something that we all knew that she didn't know?! Mom daddy's getting married Annie started. She sat back down in shock jaw dropped. To Cruella de vil! She awful mom! We can't let him go through with it she met Farrah before she went off for the summer and doesn't like her either she doesn't like any of us. She's all wrong for him mom Hallie joined in the only way he won't go through with it is if.... You tell her you two know her better than I do she turned to me and Annie. Is if he sees you again she finished.

Wait a min you're not trying to set me back up with your father are you?! Actually we are. I started. You're perfect for each other Hallie continued. Which is why she recruited Jason for her plan so that one could go with me and the other could be with Annie when we switched places. Chessie and Martin tried to sneak away but she said hold it asked if they were in on this plan as well if they knew about this too. At first they said no because it was true they had no idea not until they realized they had switched places and then we got them to help us with my plan. She said Hallie told her the story and they felt it was so sweet and our idea. Martin saying he was an old romantic and just fell for it while Chessie agreed. My my they were also perfect for each other. A planning smirk crossed my face this one wouldn't need to take nearly as much meddling as it would mom and dad but if all went well I would soon have my happily ever after. Chessie and Martin are just a bonus a bonus I never knew I wanted or needed. Mom and dad me and Jason as I held his hand and he gave it a little squeeze holding me in his arms my head on his shoulder. But then mom stood up again went back to scolding all of us.

Let me make this loud and clear she started. Nick Parker and I have absolutely nothing in common paused then said anymore. And plus as if we couldn't tell or hadn't noticed he seemed very content with very leggy tight skirted bare backed fiancée.... Was that hint of jealously I was hearing as she called her names and she had never met her before?! My plan was working perfectly minus well this part right here. Though could you blame her? Which I pointed out that wasn't true you have 3 very beautiful and smart daughters in common. In any case I want the 3 of you girls to explain to your father that I am here for one purpose and one purpose only and that is to switch the two of you back and you are going home with your father she turned to me. While the rest of us looked disappointed. And Jason I will order you a first class ticket back to Canada myself. Now let's do what we need to do and get on with it she finished. Understood?!