(Takes place before the Penacony Arc)
March 7th created a group chat
March 7th added Dan Heng and Caelus
March 7th named the Group "Astral Express Rizz Party"
Dan Heng: What's this March?
March 7th: Oh you know, a group chat for the three of us!
Caelus: Didn't we already have a group chat with Himeko and Welt already?
March: Oh yeah! I forgot about that!
Dan Heng: 🤦
March 7th: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Caelus: You know what will make this group chat better?
March 7th: What?
Dan Heng: Don't tell me...
Caelus: We should add all of our friends here!
March 7th: Great idea!
Dan Heng: Oh for the love of Aeons
*March added 20+ people*
Seele: What the fuck is this?
Bronya: Oh my
Serval: Cool! Some people here!
Gepard: What's this?
Pela: Captain?
Natasha: Oh I am seeing familiar faces
Clara: ヽ((◎д◎))ゝ
Sampo: Oh great! More customers!
Lynx: Serval? Gepard?
Serval: Oh Lynxie! You're here too!
Asta: Unfamiliar faces...
Arlan: Miss Asta?
Asta: Ah! Arlan!
Himeko: Huh? What's this?
March 7th: Hey @everyone!
Himeko: March? What's this?
March 7th: I created a group chat!
Dan Heng: And she added all of our friends
Himeko: I see
Guinafen: OwO what's this?
Sushang: Little Gui!
Guinafen: Ah! Sushang you're here too!
Huohuo: H-Hello?
Guinafen: Huohuo!
Yukong: What's the meaning of this?
Fu Xuan: I knew something bad is happening
Jing Yuan: Calm down, I don't think they haven't done any harm
Yanqing: General!
Qingque: Ooohh I wonder if anyone here plays Celestial Jade!
Fu Xuan: ...
Qingque: Uh oh
*Qingque has gone offline*
Fu Xuan: You get back here Qingque!
*Fu Xuan has gone offline*
Jing Yuan: Oh my...
Caelus: Hello my Xianzhou friends
Jing Yuan: Ah Trailblazer fancy seeing you here
Caelus: Hello General :)
Bronya: Why are we all here exactly?
March 7th: I thought we might get along all of us here!
Bronya: Okay?
Seele: I am meeting familiar faces here and unfamiliar ones also...
Luka: Hey Seele! Let's fight!
Seele: No and fuck off
Yanqing: Hey! No cursing!
Seele: And who the fuck are you?
Yanqing: I am Yanqing! Lieutenant of the Cloud Knight and the General's right hand man!
Caelus: Also the punching bag of the Luofu
Yanqing: Hey!
Seele: Whatever
Bronya: Seele be nice
Seele: ...
Bronya: ...
Seele: Okay fine, I'll do it just for you...
Bronya: Good
Himeko: Anyway, is it a good idea to gather all of our friends here?
March 7th: Come on Miss Himeko! What is the worst that could happen?
Himeko: Hm. that is true
Caelus: Did you also add Mr. Yang March?
March 7th: I do! But he seems to not be responding rn
Himeko: Don't worry March, Welt is just taking a nap rn
Caelus: Heh that old geezer
Welt Yang: I am not that old Caelus
Caelus: !
Caelus has gone offline
Dan Heng: I think this is a bad idea March...
March 7th: Lighten up Dan Heng! Like I said, what's the worst that can happen?
Dan Heng: Many things...
March 7th: Bet
Silverwolf: Bet
March 7th: Huh!?
Silverwolf has left the chat
March 7th: What the
Dan Heng: See I told you...
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A/N: Hi as you can see this is a chatfic of Honkai Star Rail Characters. As you can see there are still some characters who aren't in the group chat yet (especially the Penacony characters who are going to be added when the Penacony arc is done) and they will be featured in future chapters. So stay tuned for the upcoming chapters, this is Buko signing out.
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Astral Express Rizz Party (A Star Rail Chatfic)
HumorI don't know what to put shit so here is a chatfic of Honkai Star Rail Characters
