One day I walking along the road and I see this ugly ass person in the middle of the road. And you wanna know what I did I pushed him into the sewer. But I saw his holes in his head and it was love at first sight I couldn't stop staring at him.
"Yo, your so fine" cross said
"Wowwe thank you" I responded
I know I'm fine my ego is so big but anyways, I knew he would like me. I'm just so fine bro I could make anyone fall for me. I couldn't believe I had pushed him into the sewer I'm so mean. I climbed down there with him and we started making out or atleast that's what I wanted but he just pushed me into the water.
"Haha that's my payback for pushing me in here." Cross verbalized
"What that's no fair I only pushed you because I thought you were ugly as fuck." I made it known to him
He helped me up thank the lord he did or else I would've been down there forever. Now I have to tell him I wanna make out but I don't know how should I have just forced him too, yeah I should've my ego is so high he would've just went along with it but stupid oh me I didn't grrr. So anyways we went back up to the road and you wanna know what happened, we got ran over but good thing we are so hot that the car just melted I know I know we're like the hottest people ever.
"Wowwe that was close that car almost ran us over" I obviously stated
"For real we almost died but we're so hot that they couldn't stand our heat so their car melted" cross signified
Yeah I don't know what half of these words mean but oh well. Me and cross set on an adventure to my house I know so cool. You wanna know what we did when we got to my house don't you. It was epic I loved every bit of it before I get to the juicy part I have to explain everything in great detail. We had just arrived at my house and he has the audacity to sit on MY couch like sit on the floor. But I didn't tell him I was bother by it cus I'm a decent person. Anyways I went over there and sat next to him and you wanna know what we did right. Well we started making out it was the best moment in my entire life like it was even better than that time I killed my entire timeline. Ah he was so good a kissing I swear no one could beat him. Anyways after we were done we went to my bedroom. And I'll spare you the details but he got me pregnant. I know I know it sounds crazy but it really did happen believe me it was great. Anyways like 3 years later I have birth and it sure was crazy. When I was done giving birth the doctor started making out with me and crosses baby and I was like shocked. The doctor then said
"Damn this baby is fine can I marry it."
And I was like
"No"
And he gave us our baby back. It was insane. I then got pregnant again with another baby. Now now I know your wondering what their names are and our first child's name was dream and then out second child's name was nightmare and they are twins, which is weird cus they were born at different time but whatever. Anyways like 6 years later me and cross are living happily ever after and are children are happy too I'll give you a scoop at their life. Dream and nightmare got together and had 10 children wowwe that's a lot. And them two came over the other to announce something.
"We wanna make out with you guys it will be fun." Dream said
"Yeah it would be." Nightmare added
"Sure we would love that right cross."
"Yes we would" he responded
And then we all started making out and then things escalated and we all got Dream pregnant again.
The End
