Kyle's Pov:
It took me a while to realize that my hand was bleeding, and I was seeing two of everything.
Stan: Dude, you're bleeding!!
Kyle: We'll, so are you!!
Stan was bleeding and I even heard a crack in his spine.
The lower part of my ass where my penis was was hurting like shit.
Meanwhile, Stan's dad just had a bruise on his arm.
He sighs, glaring at Eric and Kenny.
Stan's Dad: I bet you didn't see it coming that I would have YOU GUYS take care of MY SON and KYLE.
Eric, Kenny: WHAT?!?!
Stan's dad: YOU BET. AND I'LL TELL BOTH OF YOUE PARENTS IN THE MORNING WHAT HAPPENED. OR, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. I've got my phone...
Just then, he starts calling, and they all come out as soon as he explains what happened.
Kenny's Pov:
I cover my face with my hoodie, scared when my parents arrive, angry.
Carol: KENNETH MCCORMICK!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!?!
Kenny: ...
Liane: ERIC DON'T YOU KNOW YOU COULD END UP IN COURT FOR THIS?!?! SAME FOR YOU, KENNY!!
Eric: THIS WAS THEIR FAULT THEY WANTED TO DYE MY HAIR RED!!
Kyle: HE MADE A SPEECH ABOUT ME BEING COVERED WITH GERMS AS A GINGER OR WHATEVER AND GOT THE WHOLE SCHOOL AVOIDING ME!!
Eric's Pov:
My mom sighs.
Liane: Eric, what you did was wrong, but you're right for protecting yourself from becoming... A ginger.
Kyle: SERIOUSLY?!?!
Mom nods, sighing.
Liane: Gingers aren't the best... LOOKING, for say...
Kyle: EXCUSE ME?!?!
I smirked.
That's what you get, asshole.
Liane: Randy, I think you're putting too much punishments on the boys. They were helping eachother...
Randy: THEY ALMOST GOT US KILLED!!
Liane: Best friends think alike. Can't we at least appreciate that for once, Randy?
Stuart: Ugh... Fine. I guess I'm on Liana's side.
Carol: Same...
Randy: HEY!! YOU GUYS THINK WHAT YOU WANT, THESE BOYS ALMOST COMMITED MURDER!! THEY WILL BOTH BE TAKING CARE OF STAN AND KYLE UNTIL THEY GET BETTER!! ALL AT ERIC'S HOUSE SINCE THIS IS WHERE IT HAPPENED!!
Just then, Kyle tries to stand up, but wobbles, and I sigh, catching him.
So does Kenny.
Kenny mumble whispers to me.
Kenny: I already hate this...
Eric: Me too dude, me too...
Kyle's Pov:
Cartman is forced to do something nice for me.
It feels nice at the same time, too, though...
I can't help but smirk at the fact that he has to take care of someone he hates.
And I hate him, too.
Liane: Umm... Why don't Kyle and Kenny stay over... Stan, you go home...
Kyle: But... All my stuff is at Stan's house!!
Liane: Fine... Eric and Kenny will get them for you. You will come inside with me...
She says, taking over.
Both Eric and Kenny groan, and they follow Stan and his dad.
I sigh, groaning as I'm so dizzy, Liane tries to help me, sighing.
Liane: You'll feel better soon... I promise.
Later.
After we're inside, Liane seats me down on the couch, and Eric and Kenny finally come over with all my stuff, with Eric groaning and panting, angry.
Eric: I HAD TO WALK— ALL THE WAY THERE AND BACK, WITH ALL THIS STUFF!!
Kyle: Jeez, dude!! It's only a house away!!
Eric: I CAN'T HANDLE IT!! GAHH!! I'm gonna pass out...
He pants, flopping over on the floor dramatically, groaning.
His mom sighs.
Liane: Eric, you need exercise...
Eric: No... Fuck exercise... I'm tired... Can't... Hold any more stuff...
He hands it to Kenny, who frowns, mumbling angrilly and chucking it angrilly at me.
I gasp, shocked.
Kyle: Jesus, dude!! Why so harsh?!?!
Kenny mumbles through his hoodie.
Kenny: I HATE YOU.
He flips me off, and I gasp again, shocked.
Eric laughs through the carpet.
Kyle: YOU BASTARD!!
I was too tired to flip him off.
Eric: HAHAHAHAHAH. We both hate you, asshole. Why don't you just DIE already...
Kenny: YEAH!!
Liane: Eric, Kenny, calm down, now... How about you guys head to sleep... Kenny... Did you get your stuff??
Kenny's Pov:
I nodded, mumbling angrilly.
I had to carry that PLUS Kyle's shit.
Eric's mom sighs.
Eric's mom: Good. Then good night, boys. I'll see you tomorrow. Ima take care of Kyle for a while, then head back to bed...
We both nod, and head upstairs, where Eric slams his door shut.
Eric: FUCK!! WHY!!
Kenny: I'm mad, too!! MOST OF MY PRANKS USUALLY WORK!! GAHH!! THIS ONE WAS BACKFIRED!!
Eric: Maybe we should just finish him off and murder him ourselves...
I smirked, taking my hoodie off.
Kenny: That sounds like a good idea... I don't think the cops'll be happy, though...
Eric: We can aim it on your parents and frame them!!
Kenny: But they're not even here!! The only suspect would by your mom...
Eric: True...
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Playful Enemies-Kyman
FanfictionKyle and Eric are two enemies who are also friends. Whenever Kyle gets in a fight with Eric and hurts him, watching Eric cry makes him feel sad.
