Obey Me ~ Lucifer X Reader ~ Luci Tales

Caaaast Awaayyyaaahhha😫😩

The choice was too difficult, so I slept by the sea...letting the waves caress my toes all through the night.

Was it a mistake? Yes

Absolutely...I got bitten by seventy miniscule crab looking mofos all night long.

Wasn't long before I started barreling down the beach screaming.

I decided the first person who woke up would be who I slept with.

Unfortunately it was Lucifer...

"Fucking noooo!!" I cried

"What is wrong with you bitch?" Luci asked

Gesturing at me with a glimmer of hatred in his eyes

"I have to sleep with you...not like WITH you but next to you...so I don't wake anyone else up" I whimpered

"Fuck that! Sleep in the Sand you whore"

"Psht...so rude"

I walked over to the others...leaving Luci standing there ready to neck himself.

After he rolled back into a heap beside Diavolo (who I had forgotten about entirely so let's just pretend he was present the rest of last chapter and is fine...lmaoo)

I decided to wonder off into the trees....ALONE.

"Stupid prick" I muttered

Slashing my way through branches with my arms.

The shrub was a thick and tangled mess that shredded my arms and snagged my hair.

Yet I trudged forth. Not willing to let the universe win, ever.

"Where the fuck even are we?" I asked literally nobody.

Then a strange perculiar smell began to fill my nostrils.

I smelt the thick and heavy air about me, trying to peice together the scent.

"It's almost....like..."

*Sniff sniff*

*Sniiiiiiifffff*

"Wet do-OOF!"

I was down, a big grumbly form was upon me, wet fur slapped me in the mouth.

Clumps of hair slid across my protruding arms as I held them out across my face.

A large grumbling was coming from the beast, the smell of rotton....eggs??? Filled the air as it opened its unrecognisable maw, revealing a collection of brutal teeth.

"Jesus fuck, I'm gonna fucking die!!!" I wailed

Helplessly rolling about as the giant form held me helpless against the foliage.

"Shut up y/n!" I heard a faint voice cry from far behind me....likely one of the boys back at the beach.

"No!!! HELP MEEEEE!!" I Screamed

I grabbed the face of whatever it was and Began driving my fingers into its eyes

The creature released a horrid yowl, yet did not prevail.

Oh god why wasn't it prevailing.

It was at this moment I decided the best thing to do was to simply die

So I released my hands from his face and flopped over onto my stomach...preparing to be mauled into nothing.

I'd be reunited with my jorts...both of us once solid and sexy, now shredded into nothing.

After ten minutes of this I realised I was in fact not in pain....rather just, squashed under a big fat hairy monsters ass.

"What?" I stuttered