Comeback#4

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When someone says:
"Leave me alone."

You say:
"Fine I'm too good for you anyways."

If the person says:
"No you're not."

You say:
"I can't leave you alone if your talking to me. What's wrong? Is my charm too much for you?"

If the conversation continues I trust that you can handle it yourself from there.

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