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Egin and Jane stood squarely against the menacing, cold, metal steel door. The vault door. (the one in the photo^).
"You sure this is the place, Egin?" Jane said with a devilish grin to die for and an ass even juicier than the pickle they were stealing.
"yea :)" said Egin.
"Okay. It took us a long time to get this far, and we're going to have to use all of our might as thieves to breach this door (the one in the ^photo) and successfully heist this pickle. It isn't going to be easy, but I love and trust you to make the right decisions and get us through this safely and successfully." said Jane, heroically.
She turned to Egin for support to find him sitting cross-legged on the ground on his laptop playing a sporcle quiz. Jane sat down with him and they played sporcle outside the vault door for 3 hours.
**3 HOURS LATER...**
Eventually Egin and Jane got up (Egin's laptop died) and they started wondering how they were going to break through this massive, inpenetrable door. Jane tried lock-picking the door but remembered she didn't know how to lock pick doors.
"Fuck Egin what are we going to do?! We NEED that pickle!"
But then, suddenly, the pair heard a great explosion coming from the sky above them. They turned and looked up to see a large airship ahead of them being shot down from the sky by fire!!! The airshop loomed and toppled as it started down towards the ground from whence it had cometh. As it cameth it steered suddenly off to the side and crashed directly into the vault door, smashing it to pieces (small pieces).
"Wow Egin that was so lucky! Can you belie--"
Jane (sexy as ever) was cut off by the rustling of trees and bushes and other forms of forest shrubbery as a group of loud footsteps came from the trees and bushes.
"Shit Egin we need to go now! RUN"!!!"
As Egin and Jane ran into the vault, jumping over the shards of broken door, they heard a distant voice of a woman standing over the wreckage of the airship. Jane had to strain her ears to hear what she was saying.
"tHe KiNg iSnt hERe!!!!!!!! WHErE Did tHEy gO????????"
...
"we CARRALLL tHeM bAcK tO the FORT!!!!!!"
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CHAPTER II
Stealing the pickle was remarkably easy. Like trivially easy. Like almost as if the writer needed to get the story done before his girlfriend went to bed so she could read it kind of trivially easy.
As the couple were on their way out of the vault, they came across a lone supermarket in the middle of the vault. It was completely empty with no staff at all.
"This won't do at all. I need to run this supermarket" said tiff (i mean jane).
"Jane no :( we have the pickle, we need to leave quickly before the police find us!"
"LOOK AT THIS! This pasta is only listed for $3.29 when the going price on the market is $5.67! Can you believe that?"
Jane immediately sprung into action and got behind the till, bringing in boxes from outside the supermarket door that had inexplicably appeared filled with produce.
"Tiff what the fuck is happening right now???" Dan said, confused and somewhat afraid.
"Quick I've just bought another counter, get on the tills quickly!"
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CHAPTER III
As Jane and Egin emerged from the vault after several hours of escapades and shenanigans and other heist shit, they realised that they had no way of escaping from the vault before the powleese showed up!!
"shit Egin what are we gonna do???" Jane cried in depseration.
Egin reached into his shirt and pulled out his cock i mean his necklase (from his neck).
"you wanna see my bee? ;)" Egin said. And at that moment, a huge bee came out from nowhere and carried them home to safety!!!! On the way home they looked down and saw Dobby proposing to Alina from Shadow and Bone (my own ship headcanon)
Then Egin and Jane were finally home safe at last, and ate the pickle in one big bite.
