Sanes Across The Multiverse

Epuc

If you asked Sans what he thought he would be doing today, one of the options wouldn't be stopping his (dad? Creator?) After his cult revived him by using the soul of a child Sans once knew.

Yet here they were.

"Dang bruh, that was uncool," Sans said as he crossed his arms. Staring at the human with no mouth and a top hat. " we were having a conversation!" He wined.

"Mhm, yes." The manly voice said, tilting their head. "I'm sure it was quite the conversation. But it's rude to talk about people that are-"

The human was cut off as Sans appeared in front of them, six blasters at the ready and blasting into him.

The Human was disintegrated in the light, only for him to reappear a few feet away later. "That was rude." He commented.

"What type of deus ex machina is this bruh!?" Sans yelled angrily.

"Sorry, im the creator of EpicTale's favorite. Im also the main antagonist and he hates you the most cause you ruined the original."

"Bruh."

"Quite so."

"Well, if im screwed either way I might as well go all out, no other choice but to, right bruh?"

"You could always join me again. It clear you've refined the blasters I gave you and-"

"Not interested bruh!" Sans yelled as he appeared behind The Human, blasters at the ready.

"Nusence." The Human said, turning his head slightly to look at the beams coming at Him.

He weaved out the way, reaching up and pulling out a stick from the code. He smiled. "This should work."

"Dang bruh, you really are the favorite." He commented before The Human was in front of him.

"I've grown tired of your games sans." The Human said, slashing at Him.

Sans hastily dogged, bones forming a wall in front of him for extra measure as he summoned more and more blasters.

The Human ran forward, sliding under a beam before he jumped over another on top of a blaster, before jumping off that one and past two blasters right before they could fire.

Bones jutted from the ground, which he quickly redirected himself from, jumping and dashing between them as sans sweat dropped.

"How are you this agile bruh!? Weren't you just a soul!?"

"I've got plot armor as long as im in this body." He said, squinting.

"Well, it doesn't matter either way bruh," Sans said, holding his hand out as he caught The Human with Gravity manipulation.

"As long as I got this eye, you can't beat me." He cockily said, pointing a finger at his flashing eye.

Unknown to him, a top hat appeared behind him.

"You know what sans, you're right." The Human said. Taking his top hat off. "By any chance, have you ever seen a magician pull something impossible from their top hat?"

"How old do you think I am bruh? Im like thirty-" he's cut off as a hand suddenly goes across his eye. "WHAT THE!?" He reaches for it, but the hand is gone.

"Tahdah." He says sarcastically. His hand held open, as above his palm floated sans magic eye.

"... that is so not fair bruh!" Sans cried. "I call hacks!"

"Sorry, no administrators are here to HANDle the situation..." the two go quiet, before pointing at each other.

"Ayyyyy!" They both said.

"Time to die." The Human said, absorbing the eye before blasters appeared behind him, forming a single large beam that shot out impossibly fast at Sans.

Sans raised his hands out, stopping the beam head-on. "NOT SO FAST BRUH!" he cried. "AS A FAN FAVORITE, IM OBVIOUSLY GONNA GET A COOL-"

And then the beam exploded. Disintegrating epic sans immediately.

"WHAT THE HECK BRUH!?" Sans cried in the after life.