Something To Love (five hargeeves x Fem Reader)

Auf Wiedersehen

FIVE POV

I just got back from visiting with pogo, only to find Lila and Diego lost their kid, but he isn't even their kid. Went through a secret doorway, and Diego lost his fingers, great. 

And on top of all it, y/n is gone. I have no idea where she went. but I need to find her, I need to protect, thats what my older self said.

"what the hell are you doing?!" Lila yelled entering the room "stanely is gone! we need to face this!"

"just check the chimney!" Diego yelled back, I was examine this script doorway, that was now closed and no one knows how to open it

"hes not in the bloody chimney! Hes been kugelblitz!"

"who's fault is that huh!?" Diego said "you're the one who brought him here!"

"congratulations. you're both madly terrible parents." I said motion to the door "can we focus? come one. how did this thing open before?"

"I don't know, it was already kinda open" Diego said as him and Lila were checking the whole room for their son, even looking places he couldnt possibly be, like under a couch cushion 

"'already kinda open' Diego you should have been an engineer. its a lost opportunity."

"why'd you wanna go in there anyway? it's just sushi and death." Lila said 

"when we meet future me in the commission bunker, I warned myself about project oblivion. Now pogo told me-"

"woah woah woah! pogos alive?" Diego asked 

"different pogo, but yes." I explained "the monkey said dad spent years training the sparrows for some kind of secret mission into"

 "oblivion?" Lila finished

 "so I come back here and find that you two sentient STD's have actually been in there. everything's leading to oblivion. so we have to go in there." I explained

the two started overlapping eachother with reasons not to go in and how they barely made it out alive

"yeah? so what? this is about more than just you two." I said 

"says the guy with all his finger." Diego held up his hand revealing his missing ring and pinky finger. "I didnt get this by giving a mummy a hand job all right? I went in there, and I lost my fingers to this things with a knife and on a chain."

"alright look, Diego might be 90% moron and 10% pelvic thrust but hes right about oblivion okay? were not just gonna waltz back in there just because you say so." Lila said 

"good, because were coming with us." we all turned to see luther and Sloane in the doorway

"this should be interesting." I said 

"where to?" Diego asked 

"the sparrow academy." Sloane said 

"I need to get y/n first." I said heading to the door.

"oh, she's already there, you didnt know?" Sloane said 

"what?" we all asked, including Luther

"why is she there?" I asked 

"I don't know, she seems okay though, she's not hurt or anything." Sloane explained 

"She better not be" I got closer to slowness face "if she is, you're all dead you hear me?"

"five, back off." luther said sternly. I scoffed and walked out of the room, if they hurt her, they will all be dead in a matter of seconds. 

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