Ori: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Mark: Exercise more!
James: Set yourself on fire.
Sein: There are two kinds of people.
>James and Mark watching Ori and Sein somehow forget how to open a push door<
Mark: I am convinced Sein and Ori share a brain cell.
James: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
>The bread<
James: What do we say when making bread?
Ori, glumly: That's the dough rising.
James: And what do we NOT say?
Mark, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
>purity<
James: When Ori was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Mark: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
>Tracking<
Sein: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Ori without them noticing?
James: Hey, Ori, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Ori: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up,.
Sein: ...
>War crimes lots of em<
Ori: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Sein: I gotta give you credit, James. You make it look easy.
James: Years of practice and several war crimes.
James: *looks at Ori*
James: Baby boy. Baby.
James: *looks at Sein*
James: Evil.
Ori: I'm not that stupid!
Sein: Ori, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Ori: JAMES TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
James in the background: i said it was INEDIBLE!
*James is casually searching around the room*
Sein: Hey James, what're you looking for?
James: My will to live.
*Ori walks into the room*
James: Oh, there it is.
James: Ori... you've been cuddling with me for over half an hour now.
Ori: *muffled purring* mm hmmm :)
James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
YOU ARE READING
headcanons and just random stuff
De TodoI got bored so I thought since writing the main story will take awhile why not treat you guys to what I can come up with in the meantime
