headcanons and just random stuff

Phoenix team incorrect quotes

>Yearly evaluation<
Angela : What did you guys get in your yearbook?
alice: 'Prettiest Smile'
V.I.P.E.R: 'Nicest Personality'
Jack: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
James: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Mark in the background: most likely to kill Civilians.

>Helicopter Problem<

Mark: Guys, they're definitely prepared for us. They even have a training model of our brand new top-secret stealth helicopter.
Angela : No you idiot, that's ours we crashed!
Mark: Oh yeah. I guess that makes more sense.

>Stupidity<

V.I.P.E.R: My head hurts.
James: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

>Blooper/acting AU (because I can)<

James: alright it's time-

*James falls off of the set mid sentence as one of the riflemen picks him up*

Mark trying to stay in character: man down!

Director trying to hold in her laughter: cut.

>Magic<

Alice: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Mark: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Jack: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Angela: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
James : What the fuck is wrong with you people.

>Water<

V.I.P.E.R: I desire moisture.
Angela: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

>Throwback<
James : Happy Throwback Thursday! Here's a throwback to when V.I.P.E.R ate an entire tube of lipstick.
V.I.P.E.R, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can't eat it?!