Idiots on the Block - Ranting Book

Stupidity

Rant By: Marissa

Human stupidity is endless. I'm not kidding. Then there are endless examples of it.

There is this girl at my school who said at lunch one day, "Cows aren't real." Excuse my language, but who in the fuck says cows aren't real? A human, I say.

Who produces the milk that your drinking at the moment?

"W-well I think they're real when they make milk, but they're still not real." (That's along the lines of what she said.)

Sigh. *facepalm*

You've got to be bullshitting me! 'I believe in cows, but I don't believe in cows.'

That argument is seriously invalid! Done! I cannot express my disbelief.

Being obvious. (let's call it ob-vi-lay)

"Oh look, there's a huge poster on the wall over there." No shit, it was so huge that I couldn't see it at all! OB-VI-LAY!

"OMG, this story is so short! Make it longer!"

>>>In reality what I would say: "This story is listed as short story. It's supposed to short.... :I."

>>>What I Really Want To Say: "Mofo that's why it's called a 'short story'. Jerk, I get to choose whether my shit is longer or not."

"The grass is turning green!" Bitch, it's Spring. Grass is supposed to be red. 

"It's a kite! Do you see it?" NAW SHIT I DON'T. THAT'S WHY MY HEAD IS TILTED UPWARDS IN THAT PARTICULAR DIRECTION! 

I strongly, strongly dislike it whenever people point out something obvious.

*On a random note, whenever I'm ranting this is my "character" so I'm not really like this in reality...

Coming Up With Stupid Acronyms

The language of texting has turned over to common Internet communication... and some people just over-ride it. That, gentlemen and gentlewomen, is what we call idiots.

First, it started with LMFAO/LMAO. I mean, seriously, who laughs their ass off? Now that I think of it that's disgusting. If that wasn't possibly worse, YOLO came.

You

Only

Live

Once

The idiot population used this saying too much that the intelluctual ones were getting pissed off at this.

Lemme go pee in the bathroom YOLO

Oh, no toilet paper, oh well, YOLO

LOL My llama is beating up your giraffe, YOLO (where did that come from?)

There are many examples.

*Notice how my examples spelled LOL vertically? LOL COINCIDENCE! *Duck Face*

Fine, if idiotic bastards can come up with shit like that, so can Smart Marissa.

You

Offensive

Llamas

Oh, I couldn't find a word for this.

... *crickets chirp into the black cloak of the night*

Erm, YOLO is also another example of ob-vi-lay. I think we all know we live once... that's why you aren't supposed to jump off a building screaming YOLO. :/

Pictures...

Trends seem to come about poses when taking picture of self. It's stupid! You have these group of teenagers (mostly) making the duck face and all that shit.

Yes, I am apart of the teenage specimen, but there are really some stupid things that others in my kind do.

Who the hell came up with taking a picture in you in your bathroom? It's like saying: "Oh hey, I'm going about to take a shit, so I decided to take a picture on the way, LaUgH oUt LoUd."

I don't want to even know what their bathroom looks like! Imagine some creeper walking up to you and saying, "I know how your bathroom looks like, teehee, your walls are yellow and you use Crest toothpaste. LOL." and then that same creeper gives you this creepy stare while running backwards.

That's scary. I don't know about you, but I definitely don't want that to happen.

Common Sense

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most don't use it."

That is beyond true. AND, that is what scares me.

Common sense is clear and logical. How hard is that?

I sometimes (oftenly) get into arguements with my mom, and sometimes I provide logical proof and she still doesn't want to believe me.

I was reading some story about a couple who wanted to throw dynamite out of the window. (Can you already tell that's the beginning of the stupidity?) So the couple lit it and forgot the windows were not open. The dynamite blew up in their car.

IDIOTS!

Sigh. That's it for today.

On the side here is a picture and the idiot*S of the day! >>>

"Life if harder if you're stupid." -John Wayne

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein.