Catalina's POV:
"He's mine bitch-!"
"I had him first you autistic FUCK!"
Alastor watched his husband and his rival arguing over him. I shoved a box of popcorn in his face, "Want some?"
"Does it have Venison seasoning?"
"yeah." as soon as I stopped talking Alastor grabbed a handful of popcorn and started munching on it. I snorted and went back to watching the king of hell and TV overlord arguing.
"You tv whore he's mine-!!"
"What are you on about you duck loving bastard-!? I had Alastor first!!"
"OH YEAH? Well I'm his husband!" Lucifer walked over to Alastor and held up his left hand to show his wedding ring to Vox. "Ooo~ drama~" I popped more popcorn into my mouth. Alastor took another handful.
Vox stared at them before flipping them off, "FINE-!! BUT I BET YOU'VE NEVER FUCKED HIM-!"
"Like you've ever done that." Lucifer retorted, giving him the finger back. Vox paused for a few seconds. "Well I've fucked Val while he's in an Alastor costume! That counts right-!?"
Alastor blinked and then teleported out. I sighed, "Nice job dipshit you made him uncomfortable." Lucifer also teleported out, most likely to apologize to Alastor. Oh well theyll make up (and out/j) soon enough.
Another short chapter, but I promise I'll try to make longer ones soon 😭😭
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🌹🍎Strawberry Applesauce 📻🥀~ Appleradio/Radioapple oneshots
Fiksi PenggemarJust a silly Appleradio oneshot book ALASTOR IS STILL ASEXUAL IN MY AU. I also refuse to write smut :3 Cover art is not my art
